The excitement that WSU fans get when their pathetic Football team is about to play in the coming days.
Josh: Hey Tyler, is that a banana in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Tyler: Nah bra, it is Friday night and that is just my Coug Boner!
Tyler: Nah bra, it is Friday night and that is just my Coug Boner!
by Krampus7 August 27, 2014

by FloodedMushroom August 25, 2011

an erection that occurs to certain male students during chapel services at christian institutions. chapel is perhaps the worst possible time to get an erection, especially when everyone is asked to stand for prayer.
Dude, today in chapel Dr. Brooks was speaking and I got a random chapel boner. I was so embarrassed!
by moose36 December 21, 2008

"Damn, look how small Randy's boner is." "ITS A GHOST BONER, GOD! MY DICK IS LIKE A CENTIMETER LONGER!"
by TheHolla May 15, 2013

A half chubbed erection, stimulated by the ever tightening jambayala that sometimes occurs while sitting down. Generally happens in a sitting situation with some subtle vibration (driving on a bumpy road) when your pants jumble up and your Weiner comes restricted and thus forms a chubby pushing against your pants.
Also known as a ponybone or a poonboon
Also known as a ponybone or a poonboon
Frig duuude you gotta stop driving so I can deal with this pony boner. Me n the Bros went offroading and I got the biiiiggest pony bone.
by masta & commanda April 29, 2015

When a person who you usually do not consider attractive dresses in a way that makes you think about sleeping with them, but the feeling, like a boner, only last for a certain time
Jake: Haley was wearing a shirt that made her boobs look big, it totally gave me a boner high.
Ryan: I had boner high for Chelsea after the party last week but when i saw her today it was gone.
Ryan: I had boner high for Chelsea after the party last week but when i saw her today it was gone.
by miniwilliams July 14, 2011

-Man, did you hear that girl Ross likes doesn't have a TV?
-Dude, He's got a such a different boner for her
Ross: did you guys hear about my girlfriend, she's waaaaay more different than normal girls. (cums in pants)
-Dude, He's got a such a different boner for her
Ross: did you guys hear about my girlfriend, she's waaaaay more different than normal girls. (cums in pants)
by boola boola October 10, 2011
