Boner Medicine

A prescription drug used to help men get erections. eg. Cialis or Viagra.

Is this commercial with naked old people in bath tubs trying to sell boner medicine?

by Slapping Theresa October 26, 2009

massive boner

it is when people can't spell.
it is when you get horny as hell and your penis goes upwards

god i have a massive boner.
i love massive boners

by mr big black dickbutt:D June 1, 2016

Coug Boner

The excitement that WSU fans get when their pathetic Football team is about to play in the coming days.

Josh: Hey Tyler, is that a banana in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Tyler: Nah bra, it is Friday night and that is just my Coug Boner!

by Krampus7 August 27, 2014

chapel boner

an erection that occurs to certain male students during chapel services at christian institutions. chapel is perhaps the worst possible time to get an erection, especially when everyone is asked to stand for prayer.

Dude, today in chapel Dr. Brooks was speaking and I got a random chapel boner. I was so embarrassed!

by moose36 December 21, 2008

ghost boner

The crease in your pants that looks like you have a boner.

"Damn, look how small Randy's boner is." "ITS A GHOST BONER, GOD! MY DICK IS LIKE A CENTIMETER LONGER!"

by TheHolla May 15, 2013

weeping boner

when a guy wakes up in the morning and has to take a piss with a boner

bro the other morning had to deal with a raging "weeping boner"

by Nrayly December 29, 2019

speed boner

One who gets a boner at a high speed or from a extreme activity.

The olympic skier caught so much air, he for sure had a speed boner.

The man ran so fast he released he had a raging speed boner.

by speedbonerman1234 January 23, 2009