bastard child

1.One who is a bastard and also a child
2.Someone anoying
3.A word used by Vietnamese people to describe poor white Texans

e.g. Why can't this bastard child have an import

by Mi Chun May 6, 2005

eggy bastard

someone that looks like or has the charcteristics of a common red lion egg.

"your such an eggy bastard ireand"

by beefcake mcgee December 24, 2007

dizzee bastard

Generic rappers name, used by people who have no clue about hip hop. A merging of Dizzee Rascal and 'Ol' Dirty Bastard

Jean: "I can't stand all that hip hop nonsense they play on the wireless thesedays"
Maureen: "Ooh I know. Our youngest keeps playing a record by Dizzee Bastard, or somebody"
Jean: "Oh yeah my nig, he's the shit!"

by Phil G January 16, 2008

Limey bastard

1 shot of vodka, splash of roses lime juice, and water on ice.

Man I'm too full for beer but my date isn't getting any skinnier, time for a few Limey bastards

by Patchadams May 15, 2015

moddy bastard

somebody who modifies things for there advantage generally games and electronic devices also playing in a way that make them have an advantage over other players bye being an electronic arsehole

for fuck sake that prick has killed me 5 times in a row he must be a moddy bastard

by woggery October 4, 2011

bastard-flop

Alternative to dick-flop. A bastard-flop is a terminal bastard who flops about, like he or she ones you.

<GUY1> That she-male, ass-fudgin' bastard-flop just gave me 5 Dollars! She ain't so bad!
<GUY2> *Loads gun*
<GUY1> WTF?????///
<GUY2> *Shoots GUY1*

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003

crappy bastard

1.) My boyfriend when he's playing a video game and he hits me when i'm down...lol...
2.) Cheater
3.)Someone who rigs the deck before playing poker.
4.) George Bush

1.)You crappy bastard!
2.)Why did you do that you crappy bastard!
3.)We can't trust you because you are a crappy bastard.
4.)Why is a crappy bastard running the country?

by cherry February 27, 2004