August 21

The day a legendary mf named Erik Montes was born

: “Wake up its august 21st”

“What happens today?”

“ERIK WAS BORN TODAY”

by Wikipedia facts 101 October 11, 2021

August 18th

National sleepover day from the 18th-19th of August. Official, all parents should allow their kids to have a sleepover.

"Me and ____ want to have a sleepover."
"No"
"But today is August 18th!"
"Oh then ok!"

by nationaldayz.. August 18, 2022

August 15

National 'get drunk and have sex with your friend' day <3

x: hey wanna drink smth tonight?
y: oh no it's august 15 i know u wanna fuck me dumbass

by bluescreenbl August 14, 2023

August 13th

people born on august 13th have massive dicks

John: "Ben, is your birthday August 13th?"
Ben: "Yes John."
John: "You must have a massive dick!"

by notnorton May 22, 2022

August 28

Today is national no homework day!!!

Teacher:Why didn’t you do your homework? You: It’s August 28 so that means it’s no homework day!!!

by Ayathecool May 31, 2021

august 19

this is the national crush day. say hi to them

you: hi
crush: hello
you: you know what today is?
crush: no tf
you: it’s august 19th!!!!!
crush: and?
you: hi

by gajagostosaletsslay August 19, 2022

August 4th

The day hope went to bed earlier than mark!!

Person 1: “no have you heard that hope went to bed earlier than mark?”
Person 2: “no wayyyy that’s crazy bro, on august 4th too!”

by Marklovesjesus.com August 4, 2022