by fhjckklbb June 15, 2021
Get the eddies…gazebos mug.This refers to kid who live in farifax in the ghetto. he is whit as can be but yet insist on being or acting black he drives a s-dime and its so shitty it has more bondo then a bondo factory, he is a poser. he is defently the most pathetic peice of crap in the world and im tired of his compton ass shit! Note: he got the smallest dick u can imagine and i have proof from all his gf's.
by beanie shmegals March 11, 2005
Get the compton ass eddie mug.by maltvinegar August 23, 2024
Get the Ed, Edd n Eddy mug.The absolute love of my life , the boy that showed me what love is. I felt like a kid around him, He healed a wound in my soul I didn’t know needed healing. He made me who I am today , and as much as our story breaks my heart I’ll never regret having him as my first love
by Baddie with a fattie December 7, 2024
Get the Eddy mug.A guy who is very retarded, threatened to shoot down the school trying to frame someone else. Got deported for 2 weeks, was beat up by his parents and big brother who raped him very hard he couldn't sit down for days. Says he dated a girl who was actually a guy. Always says he is dating girls which are probably all dudes. Says he owned black ops 6, but said he didn't cz someone almost told his brother who would have beat him Likes to vape. Got called by security during class when trying to hide a vape who's was a girl's. Dropping the vape in front of security guard while trying to hide it. Dumbass saved himself by allowing a search. Everyone bullied his bitch ass.
by eddie_is_dumb69 December 10, 2024
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That was the worse sex I ever had, definitely not an Eddie Guzman.
That comedian did not make me laugh, he was not funny. His boring ass did not Eddie Guzman me.
by Brainmuscle January 4, 2025
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