by National Jerk and a Wipe day June 14, 2024

by CICKERAAA November 10, 2020

The act of stripping your shirt off and rubbing it against Fish’s boat until he is satisfied. Sometimes the job isn’t complete until you also use your pants.
Guy 1: Hey bro, after we get off the river, you gonna help me wipe down Fish’s boat?
Guy 2: I guess, I just hate how he stares and licks his lips.
Guy 2: I guess, I just hate how he stares and licks his lips.
by Chonchberry October 22, 2020

Someone who devotes 24 hours of their day; watching anime, playing League of Legends, trying to pronounce japanese words whilst failing miserably, arguing about not being weaboo trash and still thinking they deserve to coexist with normal humans.
Their like to claim like that they not weebs but the resemblance is too strong to the point where it basically blinds you. They are the lowest group of specimens ( not humans ) on earth, lower the paedophiles because they are indeed early stage nonces. Their extermination would bring back Hitler from his grave.
Their like to claim like that they not weebs but the resemblance is too strong to the point where it basically blinds you. They are the lowest group of specimens ( not humans ) on earth, lower the paedophiles because they are indeed early stage nonces. Their extermination would bring back Hitler from his grave.
Look at that Wet Wipe, thinking that his opinion matters, he should just kill himself.
Wet Wipes wank to furrys and have a body pillow hidden underneath their beds.
Wet Wipes wank to furrys and have a body pillow hidden underneath their beds.
by RealLifeWoke March 17, 2020

by Kirs Bush April 8, 2021

This term is used when playing magic the gathering. It refers to any card or effect that removes every creature or artifact or enchantment. Sometimes all of those at the same time.
by LizardInACan September 11, 2022

verb; to squeeze a wad of toilet paper between one's own butt cheeks in order to pull up one's pants and postpone wiping in an emergency
The fire alarm went off when I was in the middle of taking a dump, so I decided to just hug-wipe and get the hell out of there.
by DThompStomp November 23, 2017
