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Dark Wind

When the warm gusts of darkness channel through your inner gut caverns, escaping with the smell of infernal incense
I ate a ton of jalapeño kettle chips last night, and my body has been creating an incredible amount of dark wind in response
by MakingBathroom May 31, 2018
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pissing in the wind

what Yasuo does when he drinks too much water and needs to empty his bladder
Yone: what are you doing, brother?

Yasuo: just pissing in the wind.
by Shrikeass January 8, 2022
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Wind Arbine

A clean, renewable source of hot air.
The majestic wind arbines turned lazily in the distance.
by Carpy6969 August 24, 2018
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it winds

If something is high-end, and custom-built to a specific purpose. By analogy to an expensive watch.
Man, I just got the new iPhone. They come in purple now, and it winds!
by sdfvvf September 22, 2021
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Wind

Oppressive weather condition that humans cannot yet eliminate which invariably ruins a nice sunny day.
God fucking damnit it there's 25 mph wind gusts again today.
by Space Wrangler February 27, 2022
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chinook wind

The act of a person (usually make) farting on the genitalia of a female, creating a 'warm wind' blowing from his 'rocky mountains' and giving warmth to her 'high plains valleys'
My girl was cold so I warned her up a bit with some Chinook Wind
by Masturgates September 24, 2019
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The Scottish Wind Tunnel

Player 1 is playing actual bagpipes while a morbidly obese man is taking a shit with the consistency of pancake batter for reasons only the morbidly obese man knows for sure, into a box fan powered by a 3 phase motor, splattering the bagpiper? Pipeist? ... victim...In the face with the morbidly obese man's Bisquick batter crap. Player 2 is bag piping the morbidly obese mans armpit which is the source of a lot of BO. So player 2 vomits and even though he's not at the best angle he must try and vomit into the fan.
If you love the music of Korn, you will love playing The Scottish Wind Tunnel with your coworkers. It's like Mario and Luigi except Scottish instead of Italian.
by The Flying Scottsman July 12, 2024
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