Wind Poisoning

To be set upon with malfeasance from spending time outside in windy conditions leading to excess mutual confusion,general personal disorientation, and temporary insanity.

Poor Milandro, he has a classic case of wind poisoning.

by The Dr. MD. DDS. DRS. May 27, 2018

Wind up

As a result / the aftermath

“Don’t defy them, or else you’ll wind up like the others”

by alexpc12309 January 15, 2023

Shit Wind

1.) An Impressive Fart lasting more than 3 seconds
2.) Poor performance by a Co-Worker or Employee

Billy let out a nice Shit wind. OR
Nick is a real Shit Wind!

by Funktacular February 9, 2023

wind-rowed

a term used by tornado damage fanatics to describe how a house is thrown by a tornado in rapid speeds. this plays into Weather Porn, it does look pretty cool when an american house turns into confetti, shredded like paper.

"The house was completely wind-rowed and granulated.

by MartianSupremacist October 10, 2023

booty wind

when someone walks past you and their ass stinks, and you can still smell it seconds later

girl 1: bro u can still smell his booty wind
girl 2: yea he needs a shower man

by carti_thegreatest96 December 30, 2023

trapped wind

A fart that is too high up your guts, so you can't let it out and causing pain.

"I had so much soda at lunch, I'm dealing with some serious trapped wind. If I disappear for a few minutes, you'll know why."

by BenWyss January 7, 2024

back wind

When you’re fucking a bitch from the back and get a whiff of the ass musk

Bro I was fucking the girl last night and the back wind was crazy

by Dxout January 12, 2024