wanker jumper

a person who jumps from dick to dick

Stacy is such a wanker jumper, she's been with everyone.

by hazeleyestiredeyes July 30, 2018

Porsche wanker

Some one who owns a Porsche and looses touch with reality, life and anything non Porsche related..... not to mention friends and other non Porsche social events.

Hey I know we have been having a weekly bike meets for months but I’ve gotta bail tonight as this car park Porsche meet has come up and there no way I can miss my Porsche wanker mates and their soft touch on my hairy bum cheeks

by H3lter August 20, 2018

Wanker

Amiya.

Amiya you fucking wanker.

by Lolskeys August 27, 2018

Wanker

My brother

No explanation except that my brothers a wanker

by WilburNilbur January 26, 2019

Wanker

A british slang word to define an idiot or an asshole

Simon: Oi Wanker, get the fuck out of 'ere!
Peter:Fine

by Damanged September 3, 2018

Wanker

Someone who wanks

He’s such a wanker

by Ghenggy da Munky September 20, 2018

SPANKER WANKER

A GIANT WANKER THAT MAKES ALL THE BOIIS SCREAM

GIRL1:DID U SEE CALEBS SPANKER WANKER
GIRL 2: YEAH IT BARELY FITS

by SPANKER WANKER May 30, 2018