Wiping The Puddle

The process in which in the act of taking a shit you proceed to “wipe the puddle” by smearing shit across a sheet of toilet paper instead of dropping the log the traditional way.

Dude 1: Bro, I was Wiping the puddle. It was my only choice it was a muddy mess.

by Muddypuddle54 April 01, 2021

Marker Wiping

When your wiping after taking a shit and you keep on wiping and it’s never ending and keeps going.

He took an hour because he was marker wiping.

by Poopoopeepeepoopoo February 23, 2021

sniff n wipe

After a male sticks finger in clitirous, he takes it out, takes a big whiff and then wipes the juice on the females thigh.

Oi Harls, is it true that he did a sniff n wipe.

Next time, make sure he doesnt pull a sniff n wipe!

by 1234hives November 26, 2019

The big wipe

When you have swamp ass, so you go to the bathroom just to wipe.

I went to the bathroom for the big wipe, so now my ass feels clean and refreshed.

by Kirs Bush April 08, 2021

Balls Wipe

someone (a dude or a hoe) thats an ass, a tard, and idiot.

A hoe that licks balls all day or an annoying kiss ass.

Hey you balls wipe!!!!

F*ckin balls wipe!

Your are a balls wipe.

by hellzhellz March 10, 2010

dirt wipe

Dirt wipe is a gradeschool level insult that is the censored version of Ass Wipe often used by really young children or adults who can't (and/or) choose not to curse yet as a way of censoring the more vulgar version.

Amy: you know jake has really been a big dirt wipe today...
Jim: c'mon amy i know ya don't swear but don't ya want to use Ass Wipe sometimes?

by Clocksisweird December 15, 2019

Polite Wipe

The perfunctory wipe-down of a surface before someone else uses the still-filthy surface. It is commonly performed as a means to signal care and consideration for a third party without actually caring enough to clean properly.

I gave the phone a polite wipe before moving desks.

by Office Drone #695 September 20, 2019