walking atrocity

A man or woman whose physical appearance is simply beyond fucked up it is an atrocity

Son, I saw your boy the other day, dude had missin teeth and shit looks like he's doin bad. What? Yo for real? Yeah, a walking atrocity. Damn!

by godchef July 8, 2010

digestion walk

Thing old people and hipsters do after they have had a large meal.

My boyfriend and I took a digestion walk to the cemetery after lunch.

by Jan Jaap May 12, 2014

Walking on water

When your sitting on the toilet and your balls hang down and touch the water

Dude I just took a massive dump and I was Walking on water the whole time

by im bjorn June 22, 2019

Sunny walk

The act of relieving yourself in the bushes on a sunny day before going on a date, to prevent constant erections throughout said date.

I'll be 10 minutes, I went for a sunny walk

by Phoenix 2019 June 29, 2019

npc walk

A form of npc energy in which someone wanders around aimlessly until someone talks to them or they stop and repeat the cycle in an endless loop.

She just kind of wandered around my apartment, channeling her inner npc walk.

by Breadboi September 7, 2019

Horse Walk

When one doesn't realise they are drunk, and upon standing up to walk they walk on a very distinct angle.

After the game I got up to leave and I had the biggest Horse Walk.

by JaymesVickery October 11, 2013

walking hatred

a person who is notorious for walking around in hatered. or a person who hates everything and everyone.

(walking hatred)- "next person i see in a wheelchair is getting beat the fuck up!"

by WALKING HATRED February 21, 2011