A divorced women who sucks the life and wealth out of her ex husband after cheating and leaving. Highly abusive toward men and blames them for their behavior.
The worst of all baby mamas.
The worst of all baby mamas.
“Vampire Mothers are real.”
“Vampire Mother got paid today!”
“No I don’t want to talk to you about my life now and I don’t have anymore money to give you...you Vampire Mother”
“Vampire Mother got paid today!”
“No I don’t want to talk to you about my life now and I don’t have anymore money to give you...you Vampire Mother”
by Fact Based Person February 1, 2018
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by Fact Based Person February 1, 2018
Get the vampire brat mug.Area from/nationality: German. Vampiric spirit associated with the bogeyman and the incubus, normally tormenting the nights and dreams of women. The creature's physical manifestations can be very dangerous. Long connected with the nightmare, the alp is considered male, sometimes the spirit of a recently deceased relative, most often an actual demon. Children can become an Alp when a mother uses a horse collar to ease childbirth. During the middle ages the alp was said to appear as a cat, pig, bird or other animal, including a lecherous demon dog scene in Cologne, thus linking the werewolf in with this legend. In all its manifestations the Alp is known to wear a hat. The spirit can fly like a bird, can ride like a horse and is credited with a certain gallant attitude, rarely forcing itself on its prey. The Alp drinks blood from the nipples of men and children but prefers the milk of women. Because it is so involved in terrors of the mind and sleep the Alp is virtually impossible to kill.
1. *Sound Asleep* "Spiders, Dragons, Scorpions, Zombies, What IS THIS TERRIBLE NIGHTMARE. I feel like I can't breath!?" *Wakes Up* *Gasps For Air* "Oh my gosh my nipples are bleeding, DAMN ALP!"
2. "Come on over here horse, oh no you look exhausted. DAMN ALP!"
Alp (Vampire)
2. "Come on over here horse, oh no you look exhausted. DAMN ALP!"
Alp (Vampire)
by The Alp Hunter January 24, 2013
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by TheFurnitureGal March 27, 2011
Get the Furniture Vampire mug.Refering to high definition DSLR cameras, capable of extreme clarity in night time photography. Vampire esque.
"Yo, this Canon 7D is a straight up Vampire Camera / Vamp Cam"
"Yeah tell me about it, I was Vamp Cam'ing all night with my 5D after I saw the pics you took on your T2i"
"Yeah tell me about it, I was Vamp Cam'ing all night with my 5D after I saw the pics you took on your T2i"
by The Body Snatcher August 22, 2011
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* And also kool kid can shape-shift into horrific characters that dazzle the imagination.
* And also kool kid can shape-shift into horrific characters that dazzle the imagination.
by Cupcake GI Jane September 30, 2011
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Asian Vampire, The other night, Josh's significant other wanted him to earn his red wings. In comes his housekeeper, and proceeded with the Asian Vampire.
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