"Bro did you hear about Jimmy and Susie?"
"Nah what happened?"
"Well I heard that Jimmy Vietnamese Vampired Susie after that party last week."
"Nah what happened?"
"Well I heard that Jimmy Vietnamese Vampired Susie after that party last week."
by $horty Guapo August 18, 2019
Vampire Joint is when you you roll a fat joint and fill the crutch with tissue paper, then you use the crutch of the joint to tickle your ladies coochie. After the inevitable climax, you insert the joint, crutch first, deep into your baby mamas juicebox. Later that day you come back and your baby moma has food ready for you, so you feel inclined to get toasty, you ask your baby moma to bend over as you remove the now Vampire Joint out of her blood oozing twat. And there you have it, A Vampire Joint.
Hey Bonnie, why don't you come by the master bedroom and bend over, i'd like to retrive my Vampire Joint!
by yo momms box biatch April 10, 2020
Eating a girl out while she is on her period
I was a period vampire last night with my girl
by Theristy1178 November 26, 2023
Person 1: Whoa... look at that person!
Person 2: Looks like they haven't age in a day!
Person 3: Yeah its called the Vampire Syndrome.
(I.e. Keanu Reeves, Joel Heyman, etc.)
Person 2: Looks like they haven't age in a day!
Person 3: Yeah its called the Vampire Syndrome.
(I.e. Keanu Reeves, Joel Heyman, etc.)
by Black Gangster Ghetto Blaster February 27, 2017
A person who sucks the souls of their victims/partners, with no intentions of loving them. Usually a man but sometimes a woman. Usually a person who has not had one exclusive partner for an extensive amount of time.
That guy is a relationship vampire. He won’t ever have a girlfriend and will probably never get married.
by Sheila V. October 22, 2020
When you have a live in Asian.. in any capacity. You talk her into going down on your menstruating significant other.
Asian Vampire, The other night, Josh's significant other wanted him to earn his red wings. In comes his housekeeper, and proceeded with the Asian Vampire.
by Johnny Dixkerdown. October 11, 2023
Yunghoon: did I just see a vampire
Juyeon: hell yeah bitch
New: I’ll just stand here and look pretty
Ju-Haknyeon: WE ON THEM THE BOYZ VAMPIRE ANTICS
Juyeon: hell yeah bitch
New: I’ll just stand here and look pretty
Ju-Haknyeon: WE ON THEM THE BOYZ VAMPIRE ANTICS
by StariiStori July 12, 2021