A pompous and inconsiderate person suffering from illusions of importance and grandeur. This person may also exhibit general hostility toward others and display an air of genuine douche baggery if confronted. Such person may make reference to him/herself by using the third person.
Ex: The dude who drives the blindingly yellow Porsche convertible that double-parks each day in the filled to capacity parking garage is a real Ass Clown!
Ex: The dude who just spilled beer on a group of old ladies while plowing through three kids to catch that foul ball at the Royals v. Blue Jays spring training game is a real Ass Clown!
Ex: The dude who just spilled beer on a group of old ladies while plowing through three kids to catch that foul ball at the Royals v. Blue Jays spring training game is a real Ass Clown!
by EPWONG March 29, 2011
The Definition of a Grindset, The 0% of the populace. Lesser than the Alpha yet greater than the Sigma, and the Fool always knows one day he'll take the Crown. Your Anger only fuels his presence, for he will always have the last laugh.
"Did you hear how F$#%ing Biden told the Republicans who want to block the January 6 commissions to "eat some Chocolate Chocolate chip"? What the hell?"
"I don't see any issue, our President is an Absolute Clown Male."
"I don't see any issue, our President is an Absolute Clown Male."
by The Jester of Based August 15, 2021
A Derogatory name for a person or persons who, though at times may be amusing, are really just a useless flap of skin that nobody really wants to deal with and is generally good for nothing.
"Hey, it's Schmucky the Clown! Now there's someone to stand in my way and tell me to do things that are 'not his job'! My workday is complete!"
by Captain Hendu October 07, 2011
A type of boot or shoe that a klown wears. Usually red and very large. Often mentioned by crazy people.
by klownz April 09, 2006
e.g. “My stupid boss ordered me to stay for an overtime and i happily made him a nice clown cuppa the following morning”.
by Madmanny January 11, 2011
A lewd sexual act where a male defecates into a sock before sex. Right before he climaxes during the unprotected sex, he proceeds to hit the female on the head with the sock filled with feces. The male then says "Homie don't play that," while simultaneously pulling out to ejaculate in the females face.
Guy 1. "So do you think you will settle down with that chick you've been hanging out with?"
Guy 2. "Naw, that crazy bitch tried to trap me, so I gave her the Homie the Clown while her grandparents were sleep in the room next door.
Guy 2. "Naw, that crazy bitch tried to trap me, so I gave her the Homie the Clown while her grandparents were sleep in the room next door.
by Condie Rice September 02, 2007
Clown (v) - To make fun of someone in a very good natured sense, or with malicious intent, with no inbetween.
"Bob, chill out, I'm just clowning on you"
"I heard steve's car got keyed. Someone clowned all over him"
"I heard steve's car got keyed. Someone clowned all over him"
by Mike Kegelman May 25, 2005