A type of boot or shoe that a klown wears. Usually red and very large. Often mentioned by crazy people.
by klownz April 26, 2006
Get the clown bootsmug. A Derogatory name for a person or persons who, though at times may be amusing, are really just a useless flap of skin that nobody really wants to deal with and is generally good for nothing.
"Hey, it's Schmucky the Clown! Now there's someone to stand in my way and tell me to do things that are 'not his job'! My workday is complete!"
by Captain Hendu October 7, 2011
Get the Schmucky the Clownmug. by Calamity Jane II February 16, 2019
Get the Clowns In Americamug. Someone (usually a dude) that goes out and buys the cheesiest truck credit can buy. He also likes to accessorize the truck with the ugliest accessories credit can buy such as: a lift kit, large rims and tires, lots of chrome accessories, tribal paint, stereo, lights, etc.
This person usually has no money and a small penis, therefore, they feel that driving one of these "trucks" vindicates their low self worth.
Fortunately, this is as temporary condition due to the fact the individual cannot keep up with the steep payments and has to return the "truck" six to twelve months later.
This person will also accessorize themselves with tribal tattoos, tribal jewelry and blonde streaks in a vain attempt to attract someone from the opposite sex.
A great place to observe these types of individuals is at Nickleback and Default concerts.
This person usually has no money and a small penis, therefore, they feel that driving one of these "trucks" vindicates their low self worth.
Fortunately, this is as temporary condition due to the fact the individual cannot keep up with the steep payments and has to return the "truck" six to twelve months later.
This person will also accessorize themselves with tribal tattoos, tribal jewelry and blonde streaks in a vain attempt to attract someone from the opposite sex.
A great place to observe these types of individuals is at Nickleback and Default concerts.
Guy 1: Hey man check out my new F-150!! I can't wait to get high on coke and take it to the Nickleback show tonight!!
Guy 2: What the hell man. you are such a Credit Clown, you still live with your fuckin mom!! grow the fuck on up!!
Guy 2: What the hell man. you are such a Credit Clown, you still live with your fuckin mom!! grow the fuck on up!!
by docktergonzo April 16, 2008
Get the Credit Clownmug. e.g. “My stupid boss ordered me to stay for an overtime and i happily made him a nice clown cuppa the following morning”.
by Madmanny January 12, 2011
Get the Clown cuppamug. A lewd sexual act where a male defecates into a sock before sex. Right before he climaxes during the unprotected sex, he proceeds to hit the female on the head with the sock filled with feces. The male then says "Homie don't play that," while simultaneously pulling out to ejaculate in the females face.
Guy 1. "So do you think you will settle down with that chick you've been hanging out with?"
Guy 2. "Naw, that crazy bitch tried to trap me, so I gave her the Homie the Clown while her grandparents were sleep in the room next door.
Guy 2. "Naw, that crazy bitch tried to trap me, so I gave her the Homie the Clown while her grandparents were sleep in the room next door.
by Condie Rice September 10, 2007
Get the Homie the Clownmug. Clown (v) - To make fun of someone in a very good natured sense, or with malicious intent, with no inbetween.
"Bob, chill out, I'm just clowning on you"
"I heard steve's car got keyed. Someone clowned all over him"
"I heard steve's car got keyed. Someone clowned all over him"
by Mike Kegelman May 27, 2005
Get the Clown (verb)mug.