The Larry

When a man rubs one out and eats his own spooge

I asked my boyfriend to let me watch The Larry. He then performed The Larry for me.

by anonymous November 17, 2023

Larry Lawton

#1 former jewel thief in the United States. Reformed former prisoner turned YouTuber, author, business owner, and family man. Living proof that a focus on rehabilitation in the criminal justice system is needed.

Have you read "Gangster's Redemption"? It's a newer book by Larry Lawton.

by Phillip Strenger December 18, 2023

Pulled a Larry

Use the maximum amount of words when less will do. Providing additional information such as links and videos to describe a very easy to understand circumstance.

Everyone knew what they meant, but then i pulled a Larry and made a whole goddam PowerPoint for it...

by EL1971 January 2, 2024

Bad Larry

Anything in general that may be considered an obstacle that requires deliberate planning to solve. A problem. Often used with a tone of simultaneous respect and sufficient fear to energize the room.

I've figured out most of the puzzle. But this Bad Larry doesn't fit anywhere.

by thesuke973 January 15, 2024

slap me upside the head and call me Larry Pinto

An exclamation reflecting a state of amused disorientation, often prompted by a surprising or unexpected event of a generally positive nature. Suggests being so delighted or amused that one cannot remember their own name.

"Well, slap me upside the head and call me Larry Pinto! Did you see that, Lou? That was the biggest pineapple I've ever seen!"

by sb760 January 27, 2024

Larry

A person who wears a tradeshow entry badge way into the evening after a tradeshow or exhibition. Especially seen at nightclubs or bars near exhibition.

Man, look at those Larrys dancing, you think they take their badges off

by akirastanley April 19, 2023

Larry

A clumsy dementia ridden individual. He keeps a small circle of friends but likes to hate on people. Moreover, he’s fun to be around. Class clown He is also very forgetful of names

“Bro look at Larry”

“Omg it’s gotta be Larry bruh “

by Hungry monkey November 21, 2023