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Chair Ass

This is an ass that is caused by years of sitting in a desk and not going to the gym to squat and deadlift. You ass becomes 4 foot wide and only sticks out a few inches. Looks like a pancake and is why people start wearing suspenders to keep their pants up. It's not because the gained a bunch of weight. It's because their is no ass to hold up the pants anymore.
Bob just retired today. Company gave him a gold watch but desk jockeying for 30 years gave him chair ass. I don't think a belt will keep his pants up anymore.
by wpcustoms July 8, 2020
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red chair porn

Usually in reference to gay porn, but can be applied to any sexual act which involves the person being penetrated bleeding from the penetration.
Oh my god Robb! I found this really hot red chair porno last night, starring Kevin Warhol as the top!
by Lilithpeltriddawson April 9, 2017
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Psycho Chair

that one friend who loves books, art, and music. quiet sometimes, annoying sometimes, very supportive and openminded. Some psychotic tendencies, a few misspelled words here and there. uses incorrect grammar ironically. Depressed, introverted, extroverted, and most importantly, they know what ribbed means.
"Man, that chair is such a psycho. A psycho chair, if you will."
by Rock made of slikels September 19, 2020
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Mr Chair

He is the coolest youtuber ever he has big muscles and you should subscribe to him
You will never be as good as Mr Chair!!
by BigCockChair February 2, 2021
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Breasting Chair

A dual purpose chair used for both breast feeding and resting
“I thought this was a regular chair I didn’t know it was a breasting chair”
by GeorgeFeeney February 27, 2023
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secret rocking chair

When you both are on a chair or in an upright position and you tell her you just wanna sit and wait. Then unexpectedly you thrust hard and fast lube not required.
My ass hole sure hurts after my husband gave me the secret rocking chair!
by Cockgobblin69 June 8, 2016
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CHAIR

YOUR ARE A GAY BASTARD WHO SUCKS ONLY DICK. YOU HAVE HIV AND YOU LOVE GAY ORGIES
YOU ARE A CHAIR
by edrwejrew February 21, 2018
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