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tank pants

Pants, normally womens pants, that cover a rather large area. Probably the antonym of G String.
Bob wondered if his recent marriage and his wifes newly acquired taste in industrial strength tank pants were somehow related.
by Matalan Man September 2, 2003
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lobster tank

Common meeting grounds for white trash. Is usually preceded by a morning spent in boxer shorts watching Nascar. After meeting at the lobster tank, a dinner of chicken fried steak is consumed over a bottle of crate wine and Sammy Kershaw albums.
"Yo Sissy, are you meeting me and Bubba at the lobster tank tonight?"

"Yeah, just as soon as I hose down the doublewide."
by fancy February 9, 2005
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Fish Tank

A tank that is full of fish that u plug in and they become super Neilified.
"The fish tank is on!"
by Jenny February 5, 2005
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Bro Tank

Sleeping in way past your original time set by your alarm clock. This usually occurs by pressing the "snooze" buttons multiple times, purposefully not turning it off in hopes that you will actually get up "soon"
"dude i was supposed to wake up for my class at 9, but i bro tanked for an hour and got to class late."
"i wanted to get up early and be productive during the morning, but i bro tanked until lunch."
by Chadius January 19, 2012
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Saga Tank

some fucked up kid who cant speak normal
jams wa u duin can i com with u at dinner cos i av no frends
by gandho February 3, 2005
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fill the tank

To shit in the back tank of the toilet after removing the cover. This is best done in a public bathroom as it may not be discovered for weeks, despite the pure, rancid stank it will emit. Due to the orientation of the toilet to the wall, this task is often difficult, and any successful attempt should be properly commended.
Stephon: Any needledick can shit on the floor; it takes skill and grace to fill the tank.
Crew: roflberry pwncakes
by J Hate May 30, 2006
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Crank Tank

To penitrate a womans area and fill her up with fluids.
Guy 1 : Man did you sleep with that chick last night?

Guy 2: Yea man totally Crank Tanked Her
by P Man JOnes December 16, 2011
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