Goofy Smokes

Cigarettes that are not pre-rolled. They come in a pouch and have papers included. Some name brands are Top, Drum, and Bugler.

Hey Smitty, roll me up one of those Goofy Smokes.

by smittydb April 13, 2006

swift smoke

A quick blow job, usually performed by someone other than your significant other.

Yo, can I get a swift smoke before my girlfriend gets back?

by Recko April 21, 2006

Smoke Mode

Another word for Hot, Fine, Cute, Sexy, Dime, Amazing, etc.

Daaamn!... Jessica is on smoke mode.

by lilshizzy July 19, 2004

smoke bills

Money used to pay for cigarettes or other fine tobacco products. Normally, but not limited to: grocery money, child support for your baby's mama, or coinage you find in your buddies pockets. This money is normally kept in a specified container or area of ones' room/home.

Me: "Hey bitch, I hope you remembered to grab that mason jar on the table."
Random guy 1:"Why?"
Me:"Shit, you forgot didn't you? Dammit, that had our smoke bills in it. You fucking shit face!"

by no_order May 09, 2005

Shit Smoke

The stream of hot air that comes out of your ass after taking a reasonably sized shit. Not to be confused with a Fart.

"Dude i just took a huge shit..uh-oh..here comes the shit smoke!

by D-T Slim March 01, 2010

Non-smoking

1. A person that does not smoke cigarettes.

2. A room or section in a restaurant, airplane, or other public place where smoking is not allowed.

3. Someone who is a member of No Stank You.Com

Kelly's non-smoking shirt was frikin' sweet; it said "No Stank You" in bright lettering.

by Yogurt9217 June 27, 2008

danger smoke

Where a person or group of people planning to smoke weed call the police just before they light up. They must then finish all the evidence before the police arrive or they will be arrested.

Based on the same premise as a danger wank.

Stoner1: Hey, I've got a couple of spliffs, fancy a danger smoke?
Stoner2: Yeah ok!
Stoner1: (on the phone) Hello police, I've got loads of weed lol!
Police: Holy shit! I'm coming to arrest you!

(30 mins later)

*knock knock*
Police: I've received a report of possession of illegal drugs.
Stoner1: Er... no... there's no... drugs here.
Stoner2: Nope, none.
Police: There's no evidence. I've been bamboozled!

by Dry Bones and Koop September 11, 2009