samuelsa

a beautiful yellow-spotted river turtle with teeny black eyes that gaze into your soul in the biology lab.

look at samuelsa eating that worm so elegantly! such a gem.

by samuelsa's mother November 24, 2021

jon samuels

The act of describing guilty pleasures as normal, daily acts.

He jon samuels'd me. He said he was going to the gym but he went streaking through Richmond Park.

by Mexican in disguise May 31, 2017

ryan samuels

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by notetheral April 15, 2021

Don Samuels

Ilhan Omar's primary challenger, propped up by Republicans. Despite their support and millions of dollars, he lost in 2022.

Hopefully that pro-genocide guy Don Samuels loses again, I'll be voting Ilhan Omar and you should too!

by kylekulinskifan June 25, 2024

ethan andrew lee samuels

a W👽

ethan andrew lee samuels is a Winner. he’s a fully fledged W.

by andbfkfbbf May 3, 2022

simuel canon

When two Italian boys get together in a Philosophy high school TV show against all odds.

Bro, simuel canon, bro.
Yes! Starting today, simuel canon.

by mercifuil September 17, 2023

samvel

Sexy man with the longest penis. His friends are usually jealous and want to be just like him.

Man I wish I was like Samvel.

by Barevaper May 17, 2018