car soccer

Car soccer is sexual intercourse in a car missionary or backshots .

“I broke her back during car soccer”

by Supercalifragilisticsespiaiii December 28, 2020

Tom the Soccer Mom

a guy who likes minivans whos named Tom and who is a good friend that acts like a mom

Hey Hows tom the soccer mom

by allomonami January 12, 2022

italian soccer

The soccer that has earned the hatred of nations worldwide.
Thier best tactic: The sham dive

Italy spent half the time in the finals
on the ground. Italian soccer suks

by U_Fool July 23, 2006

Mexican Soccer Game

While someone is giving someone anal sex, a third person jumps in the room and gives the receiver a series of swift kicks to the groinal area.

Mary wouldn't stop complaining, so her boyfriend asked his buddy to jump in and give her the meanest mexican soccer game in history.

by M m October 22, 2006

ladies soccer

The description of an act that is unecessary, of little importance, pathetic, for a weak individual, and unathletic.

Ladies soccer, you have to go hang out with your family instead of bang hot chicks.

by Taxtrip December 6, 2006

Mushroom soccer

The act of finding a mushroom, throwing it in the air, and kicking it, sending pieces of fungus flying several meters away.

Stan: How'd you break your ankle?
Josh: The same way every college student does; playing mushroom soccer.

by Komedian July 11, 2017

Attica Soccer

The soccer team that doesn't give two shits about winning or teamwork. Mainly an individuals team with losing streaks often lasting all season. so called team mates are usually only out for personal stats and for the trip to europe. Girls on this team usually form cliques that reject other team players and make them feel uncomfortable or unwanted. Also having way too many captains makes life great for those people who just want to play the game and not hear things repeated a hundred thousand times.

Activities the team usually participates in off the field include but are not limited to...pantsing eachother, gossiping, sleepovers, and bitching about life, lots of bitching.

Coach Allen usually does a good job coaching, but gives in way too easily to politics and whining parents....especially parents who are teachers and feel they can get there way with anything concerning there child and the attica soccer program.

about the only cool thing about being on the team are the warm-ups...and having a little fan base.

so today the team has still not made it very far in sectionals and if you ask me go for cross country, at least you will go places and win shit occasionally.

You play Attica Soccer?

Used to...

Why not anymore?

I grew up, and got a life!

by soccernot October 13, 2009