soccer gang

A group of soccer-loving, friendship-building, joke-cracking, group of girls that will always and forever be there for each other on and off the field.

Wow, look at that super cool soccer gang over there.
I love my soccer gang so much!

by superathlete1738 May 25, 2020

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Soccer Mom

The Overprotective American parent who tries to do her best to protect her so called "perfect" children from obscene stuff from preventing the from listening to Rock music or even also any movies or games beyond the PG or E rating.
She also forces her kids to do random activities that she picks for them after school even if they have their own preferences and she is usually yelling at the coach when her son commits mistakes.
Eventually their children grow up to live horrible lives due to them not being prepared easily for the dangers of life.

Me: (Vibing to some Paramore)

Soccer Mom: TURN THAT WRETCHED MUSIC OFF BEFORE MY KIDS GET CORRUPTED!

Me: Who bloody cares?
(Turns it up louder)

Soccer mom: (Faints in frustration)

by The40sand60sfan August 23, 2023

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Soccer Meme

a meme made by soccer51x, generally rapid in nature and lacking actual comedy to it; unfunny

“Holy shit, is that a Soccer Meme?”

by steinwq October 7, 2023

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men’s soccer

A sport played by a bunch of pussies where they pretend to get hurt.

hey man are you watching this men’s soccer game they are flipping all over

by shshsjskskslzm July 30, 2021

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Soccer

Literally THE BEST SPORT EVERRRRRRR!
Why do u even need to look this up just go play this awesome sport.

Warning: if you play soccer you are likely to endure multiple concussions

by Miss Lave Cake June 22, 2021

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Soccer

kicking a ball across grass and one person says "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!"

ITS LIKE TRYING TO KICK A SOCCER BALL IN A NET HELD BY POLES.

by Machomistydoggo February 26, 2017

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