A lewd sex act between a male and their partner (male or female), in which the partner takes a small, semi-spherical and semi-rigid poop onto the head of the male's penis. The partner then uses one or two fingers to push down on the tip of said penis super fast, being sure to pull their hand away in hopes that the slingshot-like upward bounceback of the penis will fling the feces into his mouth.
(Successful dismount of doo-doo depends on practice; length, rigidity, and elasticity of penis; and the consistency, size, and moistness of feces.)
(Successful dismount of doo-doo depends on practice; length, rigidity, and elasticity of penis; and the consistency, size, and moistness of feces.)
As punishment, my father would make me perform the Russian Divingboard on him in front of my 32 sister-wives.
by Clit Lint July 4, 2016
Get the Russian Divingboardmug. When you have sex with both the parent and their child on separate occasions.
Comes from Russian nesting dolls because the child came out of the parent.
Comes from Russian nesting dolls because the child came out of the parent.
Dude, you're totally russian nesting the Smiths.
Yeah man, I had sex with Stacy on Friday and then Stacy's mom on Saturday.
Yeah man, I had sex with Stacy on Friday and then Stacy's mom on Saturday.
by TheBur April 25, 2017
Get the Russian Nestingmug. by Russian breacher March 29, 2022
Get the Russian breachmug. by rosewilting August 31, 2021
Get the Russian carpoolmug. by Brontë Shande the legend October 27, 2020
Get the Russian Roastedmug. A Russian Air Bender Bends Some Vodka In A Tornado Formation Down A Womens Wet Pussy As Fast As He Can.
by chaseisab*tch February 19, 2021
Get the Russian Tornadomug. When someone is giving you a blowjob, and then you before you ejaculate, you pull out, and then stick the tip of your penis in their ear and then ejaculate
Adam told his girlfriend Lindsay that he was going to give her a wet Willy, but instead he gave her a Russian Willy
by Pssydstryr69420 December 8, 2016
Get the russian willymug.