Cosmic Test Server

A overpowerd copy of the big factions server "CosmicPVP"

9yr olds dwell here bewere

I saw someone being salty for dying in a 1v1 on a cosmic test server

by SumMinecraftBoi May 30, 2019

Shit testing

After coming up with what might be a great or a crap idea, thinking through all the ways it could go to shit or is generally just a shit idea

Hang on a sec, I’m just shit testing that idea. Yup. Its terrible. That will end badly.

by Lanusmanus October 12, 2019

Tyler White Test

A test created by the infamous Tyler White from Anthem Arizona.

In simple terms....if a girl/guy was laying in your bed naked would you do them?

Stephen: Do you think Tasha passes the Tyler White Test?
Mike: Hell yeah...id do things to her i wouldnt do to a farm animal!

by OgMikeBone September 10, 2009

Wing Span Test

Used by women to judge penis size of a prospective partner before actually getting down to business.

Fold the middle three fingers down and spread your thumb and pinky as far about as possible. This is your ideal "wing span". Anything less is unaccpetable.

"When you were making out with that Canadian, did you he pass the wing span test?"

by mememe626 November 18, 2009

The FitnessGram Pacer Test

"the FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. the 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. line up at the start. the running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal *beep of doom*. a single lap should be completed every time you hear this sound *ding of exhaustion*. remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. the second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. the test will begin on the word start. on your mark. get ready… start."

it's a traumatic experience that is engraved in the brains of many. there is no escape. only the FitnessGram Pacer Test.

teacher's speaker: the FitnessGram Pacer Test is a—

students: *agonized demon screeching* FUCK

by aesthetic_octopus August 2, 2019

white-glove test

to check for cleaness, dust, dirt

your room better be clean, i'll give it a white glove test.

by matt dold January 24, 2004

straight face test

The straight face test is a human bullshit detector. If a lie is so bogus, that it can not be uttered with a straight face, it does not pass the straight face test.

Tim: Did your wife buy that bullshit about how you buying a Harley, because they get good gas mileage for your work commute?

Sully: No dude, she saw right through it; It didn’t pass her straight face test.

by P-Biddy July 11, 2018