When you have emergency bowel pressure and you have to pause your step, clench your butt, and hope the pressure eases so you can make it to the toilet (or at least some location where the clean-up is less conspicuous)
I made it home after a two hour drive and I had to stop in the garage and re-collect before I blew my o-ring and sharted. Luckily, after a pause and a cold sweat, I continued into the house and made it to the bathroom.
by Bigg Tiggs December 14, 2024

by dahomieforreal July 10, 2020

by BousheyMF August 20, 2024

Racism Everywhere Syndrome (RES) is an informal term used to describe a phenomenon in which an individual interprets neutral or innocent subjects as racist due to their own subconscious associations. Instead of recognizing the thought as originating from themselves, the person externalizes it and labels the subject as racist.
Definition
RES has been described as a type of cognitive projection, where one’s own implicit associations are attributed to an outside object, character, or symbol. Proponents of the term argue that a truly non-racist individual would not make such associations in the first place.
Characteristics
Typical features of RES include:
Overinterpretation: assigning racist intent to symbols, colors, or characters with no evidence of such intent.
Projection: transferring one’s own subconscious thought onto an external subject.
Moral signaling: publicly accusing neutral subjects of racism as a way of demonstrating personal anti-racist values.
Examples
Interpreting a fictional character’s dark fur, clothing, or traits as racist stereotypes, despite no evidence of authorial intent.
Viewing ordinary colors, shapes, or symbols as inherently racist.
Definition
RES has been described as a type of cognitive projection, where one’s own implicit associations are attributed to an outside object, character, or symbol. Proponents of the term argue that a truly non-racist individual would not make such associations in the first place.
Characteristics
Typical features of RES include:
Overinterpretation: assigning racist intent to symbols, colors, or characters with no evidence of such intent.
Projection: transferring one’s own subconscious thought onto an external subject.
Moral signaling: publicly accusing neutral subjects of racism as a way of demonstrating personal anti-racist values.
Examples
Interpreting a fictional character’s dark fur, clothing, or traits as racist stereotypes, despite no evidence of authorial intent.
Viewing ordinary colors, shapes, or symbols as inherently racist.
“Claiming that chess is racist because the white pieces move first is just another case of RES.”
“She said that a coffee shop menu was racist because it uses the term ‘black coffee.’ She definitely suffers from Racism Everywhere Syndrome (RES).”
“She said that a coffee shop menu was racist because it uses the term ‘black coffee.’ She definitely suffers from Racism Everywhere Syndrome (RES).”
by PhraseSmith August 16, 2025

Derived from the French ''repartie'', meaning answer. Simultaneous responses from all the recipients of an e-mail to all the others. These replies are then opened and commented upon by the others. Two days later you open your inbox and it looks like a freakin' zoo has taken over your e-mail.
At my place.
Re: At my place.
Re: Re: At my place.
Re: Re: Re: At my place.
Rob: ''Man what a re:-party.''
Re: At my place.
Re: Re: At my place.
Re: Re: Re: At my place.
Rob: ''Man what a re:-party.''
by Ph.B May 4, 2009
