National Abby Sends Nudes Day

Est. May 1st. They day where everyone named Abby must pay their yearly tax for being named Abby and show what they got to a person they admire.

Fuck, I forgot it is National Abby Sends Nudes Day. Who's gonna be the lucky soul this year. - Abby

by Greg761 April 28, 2023

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Schrodinger's Nude

When you receive a one-time photo, which would disappear after opening it, but before you open it, you do not know whether it is a Nude or not.

A: I got a one time photo from this girl I just met
B: Don't open yet
A: Why?
B: It could be a schrodinger's nude
A: Oh man - let me at least enjoy it in my mind for some time

by zzzbek August 31, 2023

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Schrodinger's nude

If u can see the majority of buttock but can't visually confirm the presence of a panty in a photo, the girl in said photo is simultaneously both naked and not naked below the waist.

John: "Facebook's dumb bot zucc'd me again!"
Jack: "For what?"
John: "Sharing a Schrodinger's nude pic."
Jack: "That sucks, dude."

by PluGuGuu April 19, 2023

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