Goofy Smokes

Cigarettes that are not pre-rolled. They come in a pouch and have papers included. Some name brands are Top, Drum, and Bugler.

Hey Smitty, roll me up one of those Goofy Smokes.

by smittydb April 28, 2006

smoke bills

Money used to pay for cigarettes or other fine tobacco products. Normally, but not limited to: grocery money, child support for your baby's mama, or coinage you find in your buddies pockets. This money is normally kept in a specified container or area of ones' room/home.

Me: "Hey bitch, I hope you remembered to grab that mason jar on the table."
Random guy 1:"Why?"
Me:"Shit, you forgot didn't you? Dammit, that had our smoke bills in it. You fucking shit face!"

by no_order May 8, 2005

smoke a burn

Have a cigarette

Mans goin to smoke a burn still

by Cvybez May 18, 2018

Smoke Mode

Another word for Hot, Fine, Cute, Sexy, Dime, Amazing, etc.

Daaamn!... Jessica is on smoke mode.

by lilshizzy July 19, 2004

swift smoke

A quick blow job, usually performed by someone other than your significant other.

Yo, can I get a swift smoke before my girlfriend gets back?

by Recko July 30, 2008

Smoke the chicken

When a male blows on the rim of a person of the opposite sex. Can be vice-versa and be done female on male.

Im a totes gonna smoke the chicken on that girl!

by Smoking the Chicken March 6, 2011

danger smoke

Where a person or group of people planning to smoke weed call the police just before they light up. They must then finish all the evidence before the police arrive or they will be arrested.

Based on the same premise as a danger wank.

Stoner1: Hey, I've got a couple of spliffs, fancy a danger smoke?
Stoner2: Yeah ok!
Stoner1: (on the phone) Hello police, I've got loads of weed lol!
Police: Holy shit! I'm coming to arrest you!

(30 mins later)

*knock knock*
Police: I've received a report of possession of illegal drugs.
Stoner1: Er... no... there's no... drugs here.
Stoner2: Nope, none.
Police: There's no evidence. I've been bamboozled!

by Dry Bones and Koop September 11, 2009