This is another way of saying head over heels but is a little more descriptive. Usually happens after 11pm on a Friday night and too many lagers!
by olx April 30, 2011
by http://www.poks.org May 18, 2007
the weekly tradition of filling your girls arse with as much cum as possible, and then having her force it out on to a spoon after which you feed it back to her before kissing her. if you can get a friend to help our you will of course acheive a double arse cream sunday. Sunday mornings are the traditional time to perform this act.
Dave and john gave me a double arse cream sunday before church, it tasted amazing, i can't wait til next sunday.
by dirty angel September 17, 2007
The act of clamping your naked arse cheeks on a sleeping friend or strangers nose, in order to fart up their nose hole to achieve maximum devestation.
Last night lord spiffington crept into my chambers bollock naked and bare arse clamped me while i slumbered. he had a wicked case of firehole after the madras we had that evening leaving me looking like a burns victim.
by i shag jaimie March 05, 2010
Bum unguent, ring salve. Expensive, refined petroleum jelly scented with Eucalyptus or juniper. Prevents pant-chaffing & unsightly clag-nuts.
Justin has left an arse-wax smear on his chair.
He doesn't know his arse wax from his cock-rub.
Mummy, Justin won't share his arse wax!
He doesn't know his arse wax from his cock-rub.
Mummy, Justin won't share his arse wax!
by Bagpuss the nonce March 17, 2003
love you gorge-arse
by nat & dave July 13, 2008
Blue Roost64: I love to be an Arse Fister@@@@@@
Fusion: Danny Craig Ross
Jaq: ye nikka
Blue Roost64: I LIKE WHEN CRAIG COMES AROUND AND I SUCK HIS COCK, AND MY MUMS A CUM BUCKET NICE MAKE YOU LOL PLS
Fusion: Danny Craig Ross
Jaq: ye nikka
Blue Roost64: I LIKE WHEN CRAIG COMES AROUND AND I SUCK HIS COCK, AND MY MUMS A CUM BUCKET NICE MAKE YOU LOL PLS
by Dat_Fuze May 07, 2011