Mashed Potato Captain

The act of putting Mashed Potatoes in a Pastry Bag and squirting them into someone’s ass… Then having Anal sex and cumming in the ass. Putting a tube in said ass and sucking the cum and potatoes out!

I was with my girl last night and she made me a Mashed Potato Captain.

by Dumpeldore July 18, 2023

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masheeshka shuffle

when your girlfriend walks in on you while masterbaiting and you ejaculate onto a shish kabob.

super bowl Sunday I invited

my girlfriend walked in on me while doing the masheeshka shuffle.

by here.kittie.kittie.0 July 26, 2023

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mashalisa

means "lisa gaming roblox" is "great", even though she aint 💀🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🔥🔥🤬

shitty religion of "lisaism"

"mashalisa bitch"

by gravestonefre August 29, 2023

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Mashalouf

The reaction you may have when hitting the jackpot on slot machines !!!!

MASHALOUF! im rich.

by Billionaire69 August 30, 2023

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Mash

A word that is a synonym of cool. Basically a be-all word used to describe something positive. This word is derived from mashed potatoes and the universal love everyone has for it.

Person A: "Do you like Pokemon?"

Person B: "Yeah, Pokemon super mash!"

by XingQiu is super mash May 25, 2023

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