Marios

Marios is the kindest, funniest, smartest guy you will ever meet. He is a trustworthy person who will welcome you with open arms and who will appreciate you for who you are. Marios is a great listener and is always a gentleman, he will go out of his own way to make you feel special. He is the right person to turn to for advice and is always open to have deep conversations. If you ever get into a relationship with a Marios, never let go.

You are dating Marios? What a lucky person.

by ..0-0 November 7, 2021

Mr. Mario

Picchiatore di maledette

Lei: "Scus..."
Mr. Mario: "Zitta, troiaaa!!!"
Gli altri: "👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻"

by AAnoAA December 7, 2021

Marios

A mythical creature believed by ancient stories to live in Cyprus. His sighting has never been confirmed however it is believed that he lives among us. Witnesses have claimed that he has an extraordinarily large penis and muscles, and in general is at peek of male dominance, some even consider a god

Guy 1: “Bro how do you get all the girls at every party?!”
Guy2: “ Im just a marios bro, been working out for many years

by N I G E R S November 22, 2021

my super Mario bros movie poster

My secret weapon…

I will hit freewifim8 with my super Mario bros movie poster

by Smm2lover29383837454363 July 11, 2023

mario singing amogus drip

A viral video on the internet with 323k views, shocasing an edit of marios voice singing amogus.

Hello it's a me Maaaaa rio. It's a me aahuaayeee, Aaaahahaaahahahaaa!!!
Okie Dokie let's-a-go, Maaario. Soo long gay bowserrrr eee, Aaaahaahahahahaaa.
Me: Bro check out "Mario singing Amogus drip 10 hour loop."

Rahmõnd: Why don't you stop listening to amogus drip and start getting some fucking bitches to drink some pussy drip.

Me: Motherfucking... The chances of me killing you are low.. but never zero

Rahmond The Racist: Yeah?

Me: Unlike your adoption certificate.

Rahmõnd: Oh noooooooooo
Rahmond

Raymond: Thank you I'm not a beaner anymore.

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 1, 2022

mario sario

A jinn that is known to live in your closet and come out to tickle ur toes.. or eat them. This jinn is very silly but deadly.

This jinn is very common and deadly. Mario Sario is known to hum the sticking out your gyatt for the rizzlers song and then attack.

If you ever hear this, RUN!

"Whos mario sario?"
"A jinn that eats toes at nightime..."

by picklenickel October 21, 2023

Marioed

When Mario Punches You In the Air And Coins Fly Out Your Ass

I Was Just Marioed And It Hurts Like Hell, But I Sure Did Make A lot of Money

by Polly Cornopolis March 6, 2009