mafternooning

the group of times that are a few minutes before and after midday, but not midday itself

guy number one: "hey dude what time is it"
guy number two: "11:58"
guy number one: "its the mafternooning"

by pentagonanimates July 30, 2025

Maieki

Maieki — A peaceful warrior.
A person whose strength comes from love, kindness, and emotional resilience. Someone who brings calm to chaos, makes others feel safe, and fights for the people she cares about with compassion rather than anger. Gentle in spirit, strong in heart

Maieki (noun)
A soul born from love and understanding; someone who balances calmness with courage. A reminder that true strength comes from compassion, loyalty, and laughter.

“Her energy is pure Maieki.”

by Zevyn February 26, 2026

Maine Yeti Tip

When a group of males takes turns ejaculating on a peeled banana, followed up by the consumption of said banana.

That poor dude had to experience the Maine Yeti Tip.

by th3gh0sty March 5, 2026

Maine

c’mon we’re goin in the cah to bah haba to catch some lobstah

Wow you really thought I was gonna say that? No, Southern Maine Is the Main Attraction That all the tourists go to because it’s like dollar store Florida except no theme parks and Northern Maine is The Most likely place to find a cryptid and Western Maine is The Middle of Nowhere

Yo Let’s go to Maine it’s fire

by The Internet Rat April 6, 2026

Maine

c’mon we’re goin in the cah to bah haba to catch some lobstah

Wow you really thought I was gonna say that? No, Southern Maine Is the Main Attraction That all the tourists go to because it’s like dollar store Florida except no theme parks and Northern Maine is The Most likely place to find a cryptid and Western Maine is The Middle of Nowhere

Yo Let’s go to Maine it’s fire

by The Internet Rat April 6, 2026

Maine Muncher

When a lesbian sticks cheez its into a gay man’s foreskin, and eats it out of the foreskin.

Yo! Yolanda and Fred just had a Maine Muncher!

by Ichabod Van Doberman May 17, 2025

Maine Blueberry Sniper

When you tea bag someone and fart up their nose and try and pull your balls out their mouth before they bite them

My girl and I were getting freaky when I pulled the ole maine blueberry sniper on her.

by Gator Bator June 19, 2025