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Mini-vention

False concern that leads to collective confrontation of a group member or friend who has gone astray from the thinking of the rest of the group.
This is usually based on fading youth and the fear of being a lonely childless cougar is mixed with a sense of misdirected responsibilty.

Originally derived when a hottie woman who becomes a mom, chooses to drive a MINIVAN and reflects negatively on the fashion sense of her childless but socially conscious friends.
Did you see what Cheryl is driving? Some one HAS to tell her that unless she chooses an SUV instead of the mini van, she is going to have to choose a whole new set of friends.
Well,at least the baby is cute and in style.
OK, girls, then its agreed. If she is truly worth saving as a friend.
We do a mini-vention!
by bkmdano December 5, 2009
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Mini put put

When you having sex and your balls go in with it.
I was doin some mini put put last night between those legs.
by Swipedright January 13, 2017
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Mini Softy

When you’re banging Pharaohs curse and can’t get it up,
Zach was trying to bang that Huss but had a mini softy, get big he yelled
by strokethatskinwsgon July 13, 2024
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mini meme

I took my mini memes with me to see the Red Sox play.
by EliMoonburn September 12, 2022
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Mini Snaps

This is one Badass Gangsta, this type of dude will be cool one second tho and as soon as something offends him he does the Mini Snap where he will headbutt your mother and pistol whip your dad and walk out with your dice, title to your car, your sister, your bike, all your cash and you'll still be apologizing to him for it not being enough. If you have kids tho he will be the first one to bring them gifts and to make sure they are OK and have the things they need. He can be in a gang and walk threw a rival gangs house and the rival member will be all like,"OH hey mini you good you need a drink you wanna use me as a foot stool or f!@# my chick it's cool" and his chick will be all like,"yeah its cool, your so hott."
Mini Snaps Friends, "Yo! Did you see what Mini Snaps did to New Joursey? He f!@$$# the whole states B>÷$(@'s now New York is jealous!

Mini Snaps walks in, "Pretty Kewwl!" "DECENT!" "THE WHOLE TIME!"
by BIG_BIC_ENERGY April 6, 2024
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Mini Subbed

The art of a child pooing in a swimming pool and causing it to close.
-Oh no, the pools closed again due to it being mini subbed.

-The pools been mini subbed again, all out / all out .
by Helicopterfarts July 9, 2023
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Mini Forrest

When a woman/man hasn't shaved or trimmed their pubes in a long time,which lead the pubes to grow unfortunately, very long. (Giving it a bushy Forrest effect).
Most hippies or natural people often have their own mini Forrest grown on their privates,if you don't believe me? ( Type in on Google images,Woodstock original hippie pictures).
She set aside her clothes on the floor beside the mirror, peering bleakly back at her reflection.
Inspection her body quickly,she seemed to notice a (mini Forrest) growing wildly on her virgin,this wouldn't do!
As she had a date for tonight,and she was hoping she might get lucky.
by evesWORDS January 7, 2017
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