Someone who fucks all the time. He pulls all of the ladies in the world. They love his receding curly hair and his facial pubes. He also has the Guinness World Record for having the largest cock.
Girl 1: Do you know Matt Pfeffer?
Girl 2: No but I heard he has a huge cock!
Girl 1: Yeah I wasn’t able to walk for a week after.
Girl 2: No but I heard he has a huge cock!
Girl 1: Yeah I wasn’t able to walk for a week after.
by B!tchesloveme April 22, 2022
A petty yet funny and charming Male who speaks his mind and doesn't care about offending people's feelings.
Yo!! Roxy asked Johnny if she looked fat in her outfit and he outright said "YUP!". He straight up Matt Bugs tf outta her.
by The Petty King October 28, 2022
When you live stream to your friends on discord you pulling down your pants and your millimeter defeater shows the bulbus tip.
by SexMaster2099 July 18, 2023
this guy is very sexuial yet careing cute yet ugly an smart yet stupid he is the king of all asshole and needs his own award for it. also my phone batteray last longer then his relationships.
by awesomeness141 December 30, 2011
Matt P wow where do I start with this person? He is a humble, majestic monkey who loves to interrupt people! I don’t think I have ever met some one who loves to interrupt people as much as he does, this man is a nice, athletic, foodie and who stands for what’s right most of the time at least!
Hey have you seen Matt p?
No why
Because he’s just interrupting all of us!
Hashtag don’t be like Matt and interrupt people
No why
Because he’s just interrupting all of us!
Hashtag don’t be like Matt and interrupt people
by yeahiknowihavethebiggestbutt November 02, 2023
by jaydbeooo April 10, 2023
1. To bail out of something at the last minute
2. To break a contract, verbal or written
3. To lie about a previously made agreement
2. To break a contract, verbal or written
3. To lie about a previously made agreement
The Matt Benton
Petros: Are you coming to my party?
Matt: Yeah of course mate, wouldn't miss it for the world
Narrator: Matthew had no intention of attending the party
Petros: Are you coming to my party?
Matt: Yeah of course mate, wouldn't miss it for the world
Narrator: Matthew had no intention of attending the party
by P A Akin May 24, 2019