Someone who exemplifies exceedingly idiotic or embarrassing behavior. This is typically the friend that incurs the most amount of ridicule because they're easy to make fun of.
First you order the bean curd because it looked like corn bread and now you spill your coffee all over the floor and slip and fall in it. Ian, you are the durf master today.
by Detes December 1, 2011

by Zach Wright February 11, 2009

by Mike July 11, 2004

The winner of a drinking game wherein the designated Keg Master can call a community chug at any time he decides. At that point, the group does the "beer! fire! water!" chant and chug a beer. Whoever finishes their beer first becomes the next Keg Master.
by Jason A. Sauvain November 8, 2005

Enema Master :
One who is proficient in the act of sexually penetrating with ones genitals a Tight Anus that has been cleaned vigorously and frequently.
One who is proficient in the act of sexually penetrating with ones genitals a Tight Anus that has been cleaned vigorously and frequently.
" Have you seen the Enema Master? I heard he was with your mom last week, Tom. "
" Only the Enema Master knows how to handle that badonkadonk. "
" Only the Enema Master knows how to handle that badonkadonk. "
by vajj26 & pro edge May 21, 2009

by Trevor selleck May 31, 2005

To smoke Weed namely Dank
by gonzominium July 5, 2009
