Shit on my lips

a phrase equivalent to "fuck my life". abbreviated 'soml'.

"Shit on my lips! My four page paper is due in an hour and I haven't even started!"

by blackeyedpea237 November 20, 2009

Kylie jenner lipstick on my pussy lips

Kjlompl stands for. “ kylie jenner lipstick on my pussy lips “ it means that ur a psycho nigga who put makeup on ur hoohaa

Hey guess what

What ?

This bitch just said “ kylie jenner lipstick on my pussy lips “

Oh hell no get the kids

by Yourmomscameltoe August 26, 2022

hot lips hoolahan

the definition of "hot lips hoolahan".... when you lather your condom up with hot sauce and then fuck a chick.....hence hot lips....

hey i know shes into some kinky shit.... i gave her a hot lips hoolahan last night. she was definatly into it!

by Jacob H.C. May 21, 2008

Booty Lips

A person whose lips look like a pair of butt cheeks turned sideways.

That girl has so much lip gloss on, her lips look like a pair of greasy horizontal butt cheeks. She has the biggest booty lips I've ever seen.

by Dvenchy April 25, 2011

Your Lips To Gods Ears

A reaction to the pointing out of an injustice of the scale that one man could not change alone such as prejudice and bad goverment policy.
Can change 'God' to name of perpatraitor or potential rescuer for lesser situations.

"The Darfur massacres need to stop, someone needs to help the innocent villages that are being attacked"
"Your lips to Gods ears"

"If Muslim Women must worship under such strict regulation of clothing and behaviour, Surely Muslim Men should too?"
"Yours Lips to Gods Ears"

"Bus Tickets should be cheaper!"
"Your lips to Boris' ears"

by Octopusswah May 22, 2008

Gravy Smackin Lips

The action of the large lips of black people who eat greasy food (such as fried chicken). This action, coupled with bad eating manners tends to make grease drops and crumbs of food "fly" off of the lips and spray all over other people during conversation that should not be taking place with a mouthful of fried chicken.

Otis- "Yo Jahn, gimme mo'of dat fine tasty chicken over yonder!"

Jahn- "I aint gettin you no' mo' damn chicken, fool! You sprayin me down wit yo' gravy smackin lips so much I looks like a glazed donut!!"

by Miriam6 April 24, 2009

meat lips

Labia that hang down-they appear to flop in the wind.

Man, did you see that picture of LL? She's got some meat lips on her!

by Bellabug September 17, 2008