the general population’s education on legal cases and murder. Also a tv show that you will accidentally spend 6 hours watching instead of doing productive things.
Woman 1: I spend too much time watching law and order!
Woman 2: In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups. The police who investigate crime, and the district attorneys who prosecute the offenders. These are there stories. DUN DUN
Woman 2: In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups. The police who investigate crime, and the district attorneys who prosecute the offenders. These are there stories. DUN DUN
by Muffintime420_03 October 31, 2019
The phenomena named after a young woman who can't make sense of her actions, the law describes anything that doesn't make sense.
by NoEnd February 13, 2021
If something can be made worse in any way by continuing to fuck with it. See also Murphy’s Law and False Perfectionism.
by Titonymous September 19, 2018
A rule or practice that, while not technically official, is generally agreed upon and followed. (i.e. an unwritten rule)
Guy 1: Dude, what was that? Everyone knows it's not cool to screen peek!
Guy 2: Whatever, who made that rule?
Guy 1: It's consensus law, bro.
Guy 2: Whatever, who made that rule?
Guy 1: It's consensus law, bro.
by MuteButton October 29, 2011
The theory says that when renowned CS:GO player Greki picks up the AWP he almost always gets 3 kills in a round.
"Did you see that insane 3k?? that is Greki's Law in action. Thank god too, as we were definitely going to lose the round!"
by BruhXDRoflLMAOLOL February 23, 2023
A law of physics that states, "when one's rectal hole is plugged, fecal matter will accumulate until critical mass is achieved and a nuclear explosion will result, provided the rectal hole is not relieved."
Oh man, constipational law dictates that I tell you it's been nice knowing you and I always thought your house and car were beautiful...but BLAMO!!!!
by darthenstein February 02, 2014
by Gnomiesnhomies October 04, 2017