Taking a lane is where you end up in a situation where you have a vape in one hand, a Dick in the other, and the smell of fresh semen on your face. Lane, stop vaping already. Your mother doesn’t deserve this.
*Marc, Lane, and Rod walk outside on a cloudy day. Marc notices the clouds.
Marc: “hahaha the clouds remind of how gay Lane is. Because he vapes.”
Lane: *unable to reply because he has Rod’s Dick in his mouth
Rod: “Wow. I’m really taking a Lane right now..”
Marc: “hahaha the clouds remind of how gay Lane is. Because he vapes.”
Lane: *unable to reply because he has Rod’s Dick in his mouth
Rod: “Wow. I’m really taking a Lane right now..”
by Lane Blow’Glee June 3, 2019

That asshat who views every car in the merge lane as a challenge
See also: middle aged men with something to prove
See also: middle aged men with something to prove
by bigdipper87 January 15, 2016

by TIFFANYS FRIEND February 11, 2021

This tall,down right sexy big grinned brown eyed Lane is a BIG Country boy. Mudding, Fishing, Camping, Working on his deer lease and hanging with his buddies.
Lane is Sweet, Caring, Outgoing,so much fun to be around and Hard Worker. We are having a bad day a Lane can put a smile on your face.
But watch out!! Lane can be a BIG TIME Smart Ass. Bull Headed, Opinionated and Hard to please. He is strong and loves to work out. Keeps his feelings in, but shows the girl he loves all the love possible.
Lane is a flirt but a gentleman. Romantic and soft hearted. Easily angered. Protective of those he loves.
Goes by the nickname name of Clark Kent or John wayne. Proud owner of a big dick
Lane is Sweet, Caring, Outgoing,so much fun to be around and Hard Worker. We are having a bad day a Lane can put a smile on your face.
But watch out!! Lane can be a BIG TIME Smart Ass. Bull Headed, Opinionated and Hard to please. He is strong and loves to work out. Keeps his feelings in, but shows the girl he loves all the love possible.
Lane is a flirt but a gentleman. Romantic and soft hearted. Easily angered. Protective of those he loves.
Goes by the nickname name of Clark Kent or John wayne. Proud owner of a big dick
Lane sure has a huge cock, Ol Chris is sure lucky to have superman as a brother, be a shame to have two midgets in the family.
by unknownuser1776 April 22, 2021

by xoxobluedeamonxoxo June 12, 2009

by nerdboy July 28, 2003
