Ian

Ian is a very kind loving boy who is very shy. He doesn’t like making the first move so girls, have fun marking the effort into the relationship. He’s insecure about what his crush thinks of him and always wants her to be the one staring. When you girls laugh it’ll always make him nervous and bubbly. He does stuff to impress you like if you’re a school child he’ll try and get all A+ or maybe he’ll try to get all F- . He always talks about his crush to her bestfriend and tells her not to say anything to you about it

Ian: I got all A’s this semester

by Payton..2 March 9, 2019

Ian's Opinions

Ian's Opinions is what is usually a response to what a normal individual would say or a questions towards someone which is then hated and told that nobody cares about by someone who is usually their ex-girlfriend who has built up mass hatred towards them.

Normal Individual: Ian reads too many books.

Ian: Well I actually have finished the book which I have been reading most recently.

Ex-Girlfriend: IAN NOBODY FUCKING CARES ABOUT YOU OR YOUR DAMN OPINIONS!

Ian: Okay.

Individual: She's always hating on "Ian's Opinions".

by LOLXD21 June 19, 2018

Ian Middleton

A once in a generational cock which is approximately 26 inches flaccid. Unfortunately, this massive python cock is being wasted on an Asian ching chong

Ian Middleton at a security pat-down:
officer: is this a weapon in your pants?
Ian: no sir that's my flaccid cock
officer: gozleme

by smegyeet August 24, 2019

Ian

A kid with no friends or balls. This person will never get laid

You are being such a Ian

by ♌️ October 20, 2019

ian

The hood way to say I aint

“ian even know you was gon be over here”

by insomniaaaaa June 12, 2021

Ian R

Blonde white albino boy who thinks he is the shit and tells u to “kiss a girl, and get a Fortnite win”. He is very dickish

I hate Ian R

by Bestgoalieever November 7, 2018

Ian

Ian is an amazing person who dose his best to help others before himself. He is also a very talented young man who plays the Violin and is planing on joining the Air force to serve for his country. He also Is a strong and brave human being. Ian is also a smart and handsome young man who never gives up on life no matter how bad it gets he always stays positive.

Ian is a hero, who everyone deserves to have in their life. sadly there's only one like him and that him.

by Gamer7635 August 13, 2018