italian banker

A fine titty fuck with a rim job or tit dig and usually with anal completion.

Shit, she rim and titty you ass? You're one silky Italian Banker.

by Tony TBag October 26, 2007

italian job

when you jerk someone off using e.v.o.o. (extra-virgin olive oil)

Dude, I love dating a chef; this chick made me a kick-ass salad and then gave me the best italian job ever!!

by babymammadramacomma December 14, 2008

Grammar Italian Fascist

Like a Grammar Nazi, except incompetent.

Internet User: i want you read your script and give some feed back, free of charge

Grammar Italian Fascist: Maybe your should learn to write before you offer to give a critique.

by dTraj October 20, 2010

Italian Job

When an asshole in a Mini Cooper recklessly weaves between lanes on the highway at high speeds

I barely avoided an Italian Job today on the way to work. That asshole thought he was Mark Wahlberg.

by Mad@Minis April 11, 2010

northern italian

Fucking pig

You Northern Italian!

by Phil micrackin May 18, 2014

Italian Olive Press

Also the Tandem Olive Press
This is a sexual position where the man is seated on a toilet while the woman is sitting on his lap facing him. They are having sex while both are defecating, the woman doing so between the man's legs. A good position for those who aren't satisfied with the blumpkin.

Kate: Mary has been the bathroom a long time, what's taking her so long?
John: She is in there with Steve, probably getting an Italian Olive Press.

by Rlpt spangle May 26, 2009

Italian Nigger Annihilation

Shoving a whole pizza, folded into the shape of a taco, into your ass, then having it rammed as deep as possible by a giant black dick, followed by the addition of his "special sauce".

My grandma was pissing me off, so I made her feel the wrath of Italian Nigger Annihilation.

by madwookiee February 3, 2015