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3 minutes too late

“Carlos you’re 3 minutes too late
by carlossucksbutt September 27, 2020
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won’t last 3 minutes

When a man or woman say you won’t last 3 minutes they probably might mean it sexually and basically they are talking about your stamina during sexual intercourse.
Women: You won’t last 3 minutes 😏
Men: you wanna bet on it?
by CloudyThoughts December 11, 2021
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Your mum for five minutes

A humorous response to someone who ask you what your going to do with your cash
John: Hey what would you buy for one pound eighty

Billy:Your mum for five minutes
by Fingerblaster43 December 31, 2016
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Two Minute Man

1. To purposely make your temporary absence known and to make an excuse such as false claims of interacting with a female on a communication messenger (MSN, AIM, etc.) and returning 2 minutes later to resume your online conversation.

2. To boost your self esteem.
Hey, did you guys hear about Brown Jam? He's a two minute man!
by LoboTHEONEANDONLY June 6, 2009
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Five-Minute Spit-Roast

A Five-Minute Spit-Roast is a spit-roasting that a group of cadets give to another cadet. Each of the other cadets in the pod (5) give the 6th a spit-roasting, but they can fuck him in his mouth or asshole for only five minutes at a time, and then they have to let someone else in. The guys keep doing this until everyone has had at least one cumgasm.
Almost every month my roomies give me a Five-Minute Spit-roast!
by USAF Cadet August 15, 2021
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New York Minute

"Let's have a quickie in the woods in the park. It'll only take a minute."
by REAL AMERICAN June 30, 2005
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20 minutes from Ohio

When you're totally lost, and unsure of anything.
"Did you understand last night's homework?"

"Nah, I'm 20 minutes from Ohio."

“Same man, even Drake and Ben don’t know what’s going on. Those dumbasses.”
by cami151 July 31, 2020
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