Hood-worthiness

If an individual or group meets all qualifications and expectations to be considered "HOOD"

Them boys from Hawaii got HOOD-WORTHINESS forreal.

by 50thStateGangstahzParadise June 30, 2018

Hood King

Every neighborhood has one, they are not chosen but watched real carefully from friends, enemies, employers, and even Police departments; an individual who keeps up in illegal activity for a long period of time, who also been arrested and fingerprinted

The HOOD KING was doing wheelies on his dirt bike.

by 50thStateGangstahzParadise June 30, 2018

Hood Momma

A woman in your neighborhood who sees kids who don't seem to be cared enough for like hungry n dirty lonly kids and/or the gang or runaway youth n helpfeed them n let them come over to feel safe.

Wow! That hood momma really has a full house tonight!

by Momma D! May 8, 2018

hood expat

Former residents of the hood who leave their old communities for greener, usually suburban pastures, and may or may not bring some of their milder hood ways with them.

Man, I can't wait til we close on our house and get the hell out this ghetto ass neighborhood.

Don't worry. It's a bunch of hood expats out there so you'll fit right in. Ol bougie ass lol

by Soapy Ama May 12, 2018

hood time

Describes a loose or perhaps non-existent schedule in which objectives are met under relaxed time constraints, usually give or take an hour, or maybe 6 if someone passes out.

I called Jessica this morning but she operates on hood time, so she'll probably be here after sun down.

by bazzlebabs July 14, 2018

Hood Collar

A rare breed that walks a fine line between being from the streets and a white collar family.

Nived is the realest hood collar dude out here.

by Spacemankvon September 30, 2018

hood ramen

A sub-iteration of ramen noddles the utilizes Oriental flavor Top-ramen along with mayonnaise, onions, Valentina sauce and is often paired with saltine crackers

Guy 1: you want some hood ramen
Guy 2: Nah Im straight, that shit good, but it'll leave ya breath stanky

by mr. jacker November 19, 2018