flakeseed

A post put up on social media by a flake made to suggest that they aren't feeling well, made in advance of an event, so that they have a history of not feeling well as an excuse not to show up to the planned event.

I suspect John is planning to flake out on your birthday party tomorrow, he just posted a flakeseed on his wall so we can all know that he's "sick".

by Serendipity37 June 25, 2015

fallkward

The awkward time in early fall when it's cold in the morning and hot in the afternoon.

I had to carry a sweater the rest of the time cause it was fallkward.

by Tbrads November 11, 2015

flackin

Making plans with no money

Paul wants to go to the mall.
Nah bro, he stay flackin.

by caviboijay May 6, 2016

Falklands Effect

When a states-person is saved by events beyond their control, normally the manifesting as a polling spike. Named for the effect of the Falklands War on the British 1983 General Election, and closely related to the Machiavellian concept of 'Fortuna'.

The Tory victory after the 2008 crash shows that the Falklands Effect still has a part to play.

by JoWithASilentJ July 1, 2016

flak

Abbreviation for the German term Flugabwehrkanone (sometimes Fliegerabwehrkanone), which is an anti-aircraft gun. Get your German right, you dipshits.

"Diese Flak kann auch gegen Panzer eingesetzt werden."

"This flak can also be used against tanks."

by Feldherr November 14, 2016

Falking

Facebook stalking. The act of creepily reading the Facebook profile of a person who you know hardly at all.

I met this cute girl Jessica at a party; I found out some interesting facts about her while falking her in my living room later that evening.

by Tuv Levov January 2, 2017

Flake

Unreliable Kid who tends to ditch on events.

Cameron: "Hey guys I can't come."
Guys: "Why?"
Cameron: "Gotta go to an Abandoned Farm"
Guys: "Why do you always flake on us."

by Barr69 January 13, 2017