my bitch ex wife

A woman who breaks your heart and steals your little shitheads you call children

My bitch ex wife cheated on me with Steve’s BBC!

by Imissmykids May 14, 2024

farming the ex

Indulging in angry post break-up sex with your ex partner with no intention to get back together.

A. I saw jenny leaving mike's place last weekend, I thought they broke up?
B. Yeah they started hate fucking afterwards
A. So they aren't back together?
B. Nah bro's just farming the ex

by reachforthesvrface July 25, 2024

Ex-pionage

EX-PIONAGE-
When you're doin (what you feel to be) covert operations, checkin up on your ex. Being super annoying trying to make yourself apart of their life. Taking candid pics of them when they dont see you're there; stalking them from the shadows. Friending them on Facebook, twitter and bugging the hell out of them on all social networking sites. And getting all your friends and their friends to try to get you to reminisce about past moments in an attempt to give ya'll the chance to "catch up". Move the fuck on already!! They'res a fucking reason ya'll ain't together. An crazy ex stuff like this is one of them.

Guy1"Dude she won't leave me alone"
Guy2 "Who? "
Guy1 "Gwen, she thinks shes being slick donning that thrench coat and glasses but shes been following me for days"
Guy2 "Dang man she really needs to stop that ex-pionage shit, doesn't she know you've moved on?"

by The Vagrant Vanguard May 20, 2016

ex

don't ever think of going back to them.

hey u see that dude over there?

yeah, why?
he is my ex and he's none other than an asshole.

oh i see.

by yourmothershoe March 10, 2021

Ex girlfriend happy birthday text

I want to fuck you again

He hit his ex girlfriend with the happy birthday text man is down bad he wants to fuck her again.Ex girlfriend happy birthday text

by pp cc uu October 2, 2021

Ex-Box

taking a poop inside a box then wrapping it up and giving it to your girlfriend as a means to break up

Example "I gave her an ex-box, i hope she wont be too upset"

by TeamShotOut April 12, 2013

ex boyfriend

an old boyfriend who you dumped because it was hard to date at the time and then goes and dates your best friend the next week. Then your best friend becomes your ex best friend and your ex boyfriend becomes a fucking douche bad and you try to talk to him but he acts like he's so cool because he thinks you want him back but you don't!

A: i like your ex boyfriend.
B: that makes me uncomfortable.

by im_fine123 December 15, 2017