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Crusty ipad kids

The reason why we use condums. Also the result of fatherlessness. These kids are retarded to say the least. They are a different breed of human who live their iPads because they're parents are fucking terrible and only bought them the iPad so they don’t have to socialize with their kids. They usually are 500 FUCKING POUNDS OVERWEIGHT AND THRIE TANTRUMS WHEN THEY CAN BRAIN ROY THEMSELVES WITH THE FUCKING RETARED AND DEAD LAND OF YOUTUBE SHORTS. they are setup for failure in every way and will most definitely will not enjoy the world of “outside” if they are exposed to the great outdoors, they WILL HAVE THE MOST EXPLOSIVE FUCKING TEMPERTANTRUM KNOWN TO MAN. PLEASE SOMEONE KILL ALL OF THESE FUCKING TARDS.
Look dude, theres Crusty iPad kids!

It would be fucking hilarious if we took the iPad from it, I wanna see the tantrum it would have,

Touching it might not be a good idea because it has fucking diseases on it
by Ballslover42069 December 30, 2023
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Crusty Loaf

When a guy blows his load in a woman's vagina, doesn't wipe himself off, and then about 15 minutes later, when their mixed fluids have dried on his penis, forming a slight crust, he puts his now "crusty loaf" in her mouth.
15 minutes after they finished fucking, he fed her a crusty loaf.
by Phil Beev July 4, 2012
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Crusty

benjamin is the reason for the word "crusty"
by chip skylark the third May 12, 2016
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Crusty

Slutty, and skanky. A little bit trashy and not even classy. Gets around and is sort of a hoe.
"Did you hear about Sav? she's soooo crusty!" "Sydney looking crusttyyy"
by kcKCkc February 26, 2015
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Crusty

A term of endearmentused jokingly when with friends!
Lauren you are so crusty! Love u!
by STFP March 9, 2016
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crusty nail

Crusty nails is what you have!!
She got crusty nails they funky
by Funkyfunk August 14, 2021
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Crusty Capaldi

The act of cleaning up the mess resulting from a particularly vociferous asphyxiwank with Lewis Capaldi toilet paper, then leaving said paper on the bedside table, allowing it to dry overnight.
"Auntie, when you change my sheets, don't forget to put my Crusty Capaldies in the bin!"
by Jeffrey 'Jeff' Jefferson November 29, 2019
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