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Shit Crackers

Crackers that are stale or have been made soggy in any way. Usually eaten with Cheese Piss.
Ol' Greg really loves those Shit Crackers with some Bailey's to dip 'em in. What a Shitgoose he is...
by Jimmy Sway March 31, 2010
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Hit the Cracker

A game played in which several males stand in a circle around a cracker and jack off. They all try to hit the cracker when they shoot, and whoever hits farthest from the cracker has to eat the cracker.
After playing hit the cracker, Eddy chowed down for missing, maybe on purpose
by Noah Fliction November 19, 2010
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Clam Cracker

An individual who fucks different women on the daily, pro status.
Bill cracked Tina's clam on Sunday, Jessica's clam on Monday, Ashley's clam on Tuesday, and Macy's clam today. What a clam cracker.
by Billiam Beezy November 8, 2010
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Cracker Dance

The dance you have to do at work to satisfy customers/managers and to get those fat tips.
MY manager is so demanding, i always have to do a serious cracker dance to get him of my case.
by Poppa Midnight August 23, 2010
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White cracker

A stereotypical term used for white people, as their described as being Caucasian people
Omg, look at that guy at Starbucks’s, he’s such a white cracker
by Oof man March 10, 2018
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Graham Cracker

A Mexican or Latin person with a brown complection that acts like a white person.
I have no Hispanic friends, and I don't have a Spanish accent! I'm such a Graham Cracker!
by xxLadyAmericaxx July 9, 2011
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Jesus Crackers

A saying to be used to replace "Jesus Christ!" Often used throughout gaming and when one is surprised.
Guy1: Boo!

Guy2: Jesus Crackers! you scared me!
by ElStefano October 4, 2008
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