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The worst place to be if your looking to get sleep or anything like that. All of the people there have bags under their eyes.
The students there are either rich republican snobs that pay full price, or the weirdest and yet coolest faculty kid you've ever met. If you are in 6th grade as of 2024-2025 DO NOT COME HERE. ALL OF THE 6TH GRADERS ARE INSANE. The people you encounter are going to be one of these: 1. nice but the most obnoxious person you've EVER met 2. Incredibly mean and literally all of the ists, and phobics. 3. Beatlemanic 4. smart and insane 5. ridiculous amounts of theater kid 6. video game and war obsessed: failing everything (note: these may occur together in different patterns or alone)
Billy bobby fornire: "I love 80s music, speak German, and I read Dostoevsky for fun."

King Robert the 3rd: "You must go to University of Chicago Labschool."
by fornire March 8, 2025
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chicago salad

a bed of iceberg lettuce with either a pork chop or cut up hot dogs on top
I'll order a Chicago salad as I'm trying to healthier.
by Oceanic16 November 8, 2021
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Chicago

it’s a city that inviting it’s a city that’s exciting it’s a city for a woman just like me!
trina vega: CHICAGO! CHICAGO!
people watching at home: ITS A CITY THAT INVITING ITS A CITY THAT EXCITING ITS A CITY FOR A WOMAN JUST LIKE ME!
by Scree December 10, 2019
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chicago body

A big body type, typical of the region, see Da Bears skit from SNL with a Chris Farley.
by B&E9 December 8, 2020
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chicago rowing foundation

The best rowing team out there. The energy is so chaotic and crazy and our team is extremely close. our land days and erg tests will make you want to die. Novices wear too much team gear and varsity wears the unis, oakleys and visors. Our arch enemy is New Trier. The boys on both CRF and new tier team wear lots of spandex so girls have to keep their eyes up!! the one day we don’t have practice our team gets separation anxiety. The dock is COVERED in goose poop. Masters are also very intimidating as they stare at us carrying up boats. Coaches on the team are very strict and spooky but also extremely nice and caring. Regattas are so so fun and we all hang out in a tent. after practice we all go to dunkins and consume A LOT of chocolate milk, coffee and glazed donuts. in conclusion, crf is our family and lifestyle.
me: *complains abt crew*
anyone: then why dont u quit
me: bc chicago rowing foundation is my whole life.
by row girl shi October 21, 2019
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Chicago black hole twister

When you put cum inside one’s genitals and proceed to pull off their nipple and drink the milk when they lactate. then they proceed to get a surgery on their knee and put their milk inside until it explodes. then you get your neighbor named Timmy and proceed to open his rectum and get the booty crumbs, then proceed to fuck to fuck someone until a black hole appears and sucks up everybody including the earth.
David: bro I just gave Bonnie blue the Chicago black hole twister, dude it was crazy

Bonnie blue: *autistic noises*
by The Chicago menace July 2, 2025
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chicago baptism

Walking in the door and getting hit in the head with a fairly large dildo.
I loved Ebon’s story of his Chicago Baptism, as told on Late Night with Seth Meyers on June 19th 2024.
by ms2023 June 20, 2024
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