Carlos

An absolute juicy cretin that's lost his car.

Shannise "What do you call a nutty geezer thats lost his car."
Shaniqua "I don't know."
Shannise "Carlos!"

by Ddog696969 March 18, 2020

Carlo

Carlo is the most amazing person you’ll ever know in your life, he is caring, loving, smart and HANDSOME!!!!!!

Carlo is the best boyfriend in the world

by GRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrj November 21, 2021

captain carlos

This man will fuck anything! He doesnt produce babies he shits them out eats them agin and jizzes them out!

gay ass man-hes such a savage!
Hot asss bitch- no hes a captain carlos with a big fat black dick

by Fuckboi sucks good March 25, 2016

Carlos

A cute smart motherfucker who’s most likely make it to the NBA for he’s height and some Carlos’s have a 6 inch dick at the age a 13 or 12 longer at man hood

Carlos is 12 and talk

by anonymous October 28, 2020

Carlos

Fat Goalie

Hey Siri what’s the definition of Carlos

by TheFlash10 February 15, 2020

Carlo

The most BASED and redpilled gamer ever. You can rely on him to spam the n word in chat.

Guy 1: Man, the guy is played with was really good and based.

Guy 2: Did you get his name?

Guy 1: No, but he was definitely a Carlo.

by CoomerKiller November 22, 2021

Carlos

The sexiest son of a bitch around with a dick the size of Mt. Everest.

Female Bestfriend: Holy shit ur dick hits the spot

Carlos: fuck

by Qwertyuio1234567890-asdfghjklz April 19, 2022