crooked cannon

Any Judge that does not faithfully or consistently adhere to their oath of office and aggressively pursue justice for ALL.

Most specifically any judge that's totally biased and crooked such as Judge Aileen Cannon whose made numerous crooked judgements in order to benefit the sleazy chump clown Trump.
"Yo Jimmy I heard you're serving 5 years in prison for jaywalking... What happened? "

"Yeah... I had a 'crooked cannon' as a judge."
by ECHOROCK November 16, 2023
mugGet the crooked cannonmug.

bullet cannon

Bullet cannon is what a toilet sees after you scoff down too many pigs n blankets and sweaty chicken legs on Christmas Day.
Joel pulls down his white Calvin klein boccys in the staff toilets and shreds his bullet cannon at maximum velocity, a staff member catches this and shouts ewwwwww stenchy bullet cannon, Joel u are a dirty tramp!!!
by Banging and hanging December 11, 2024
mugGet the bullet cannonmug.

cannon friend

She is just my cannon friend. We are not in a real relationship
by mygodmike May 24, 2023
mugGet the cannon friendmug.
When some bitch from wcs starts some shit so you post her grandmother to show how trashy she is and her lip stick is smeared like she just mouth hugged and dick
Kim : Velveteen rub*

Chadd : don't pretty it up Kimberly...she knob gobbled a kid cannon
by Trem55 January 20, 2017
mugGet the Knob gobbled a kid cannonmug.

Cannon

Every cannon has his own technique.
by Côrno duma figa June 15, 2019
mugGet the Cannonmug.

stank cannon

Breath that smells of dying or decaying tissue, rotten food, or other various sorts of awful smells.
I was totally into this chick until she pointed her stank cannon at me.
by Fakebook April 18, 2012
mugGet the stank cannonmug.

Cannon

Cannon> art
Cannon is better than art at r6
by Cannonthegoat March 5, 2024
mugGet the Cannonmug.

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