Coochie Mocha

Coochie Mocha

Noun.
When a girl goes to take a piss after being fucked to hell by her significant other, but the sex was so similar to rape that it caused blood to draw and coagulate instantly, becoming a dark brown fluid that tastes similar to mocha.

Girl: Hey babe, come here and have a taste of my Coochie Mocha

by Dictator of Molestation Nation September 03, 2019

Coochie Eater

Someone who gets their coochie ate out.

Sam just ate my coochie out, and it felt amazing. /Coochie Eater

by That'sYourMOm November 21, 2019

Coochie Smoothie

When you nut in her and it mixes with the pussy juice, it creates a coochie smoothie

John: How did the date go last night?
Jake: It went great! I drinking up that coochie smoothie the whole night!

by Whitest Anglo-Saxon September 16, 2021

el coochie virus

A vaginal infection 🤢

make sure you bring a condom you don’t wanna get el coochie virus

by Strawberry_waffles December 17, 2021

Coochie tummy

Stephanies tummy above her coochie a “tummy coochie”

Steph got karate chopped right in the coochie tummy

by Tummy tumbler January 03, 2021

coochie mayo

yeast infection, or any type of vaginal infection that causes white discharge.

boyfriend: hey you wanna fuck tonight?
girlfriend: nah I got that stanky coochie mayo

by analthrasher69_420 July 26, 2019

Coochie Crude

Analogous to crude oil, Coochie Crude is the thickest, most abundant form of menstrual blood.

Much like the Keystone XL carries a large supply of oil, my Diva Cup is a pipeline bursting with Coochie Crude.

by Catgar February 10, 2022