A scent of breath much like a rotting corpse or wilted, overcooked vegetable, incurred by smoking hookah and drinking massive amounts of liquor simultaneously.
Bob: Wow, that girl Shida sure has some cabbage breath.
Tim: Oh yeah, it's like that because she smokes hookah while drinking profusely and facebook stalking.
Bob: Yeah, I heard her personality is even worse than her breath.
Tim: Oh yeah, it's like that because she smokes hookah while drinking profusely and facebook stalking.
Bob: Yeah, I heard her personality is even worse than her breath.
by Sheduh March 17, 2010
Another way of saying something is straight up garbage. Made popular from the show Southpark with an episode making fun of people from New Jersey and the way they speak.
Person 1. Yo did you see Joe do that weak ass burnout in his Civic?
Person 2. Yeah man, that shit was straight cabbage!
Person 2. Yeah man, that shit was straight cabbage!
by CabbageMuncher December 11, 2020
/'kabij paCH/
verb
1. The act of boiling a head of cabbage and then shoveling the whole wet, hot mess directly up your ass or another's.
verb
1. The act of boiling a head of cabbage and then shoveling the whole wet, hot mess directly up your ass or another's.
"I was in the mood for an all-natural colon cleanse so I asked my friend to cabbage patch me"
"After being cabbage patched, Sally, thought she had a squid in her butt"
"After being cabbage patched, Sally, thought she had a squid in her butt"
by Chros April 05, 2017
Son: “dad, why is there only one patch of grass in the backyard?”
Dad: “That’s your mother’s cabbage patch. She’s sun bathing again”
Dad: “That’s your mother’s cabbage patch. She’s sun bathing again”
by SnazzyProf January 30, 2018
"Tiffany was tasting my balls last night, my balls felt so good!" "I didn't know Tiffany was a cabbage eater"
by Brothy Water March 31, 2023
A Thin Strip of Pubic Hair which is surprisingly deep
and surprisingly tasty
good resting place for the ping tao munchkin and works great with sides of Cabbage and Clentchweed
and surprisingly tasty
good resting place for the ping tao munchkin and works great with sides of Cabbage and Clentchweed
by Bryman!326 August 09, 2009
by Gehefevbah April 22, 2016