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massive boner

it is when people can't spell.
it is when you get horny as hell and your penis goes upwards
god i have a massive boner.
i love massive boners
by mr big black dickbutt:D June 1, 2016
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Boner Medicine

A prescription drug used to help men get erections. eg. Cialis or Viagra.
Is this commercial with naked old people in bath tubs trying to sell boner medicine?
by Slapping Theresa October 26, 2009
mugGet the Boner Medicinemug.

pony boner

A half chubbed erection, stimulated by the ever tightening jambayala that sometimes occurs while sitting down. Generally happens in a sitting situation with some subtle vibration (driving on a bumpy road) when your pants jumble up and your Weiner comes restricted and thus forms a chubby pushing against your pants.

Also known as a ponybone or a poonboon
Frig duuude you gotta stop driving so I can deal with this pony boner. Me n the Bros went offroading and I got the biiiiggest pony bone.
by masta & commanda April 29, 2015
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Different Boner

When you get a boner from something that is unique, or different.
-Man, did you hear that girl Ross likes doesn't have a TV?
-Dude, He's got a such a different boner for her

Ross: did you guys hear about my girlfriend, she's waaaaay more different than normal girls. (cums in pants)
by boola boola October 10, 2011
mugGet the Different Bonermug.

chapel boner

an erection that occurs to certain male students during chapel services at christian institutions. chapel is perhaps the worst possible time to get an erection, especially when everyone is asked to stand for prayer.
Dude, today in chapel Dr. Brooks was speaking and I got a random chapel boner. I was so embarrassed!
by moose36 December 21, 2008
mugGet the chapel bonermug.

speed boner

One who gets a boner at a high speed or from a extreme activity.
The olympic skier caught so much air, he for sure had a speed boner.

The man ran so fast he released he had a raging speed boner.
by speedbonerman1234 January 23, 2009
mugGet the speed bonermug.

weeping boner

when a guy wakes up in the morning and has to take a piss with a boner
bro the other morning had to deal with a raging "weeping boner"
by Nrayly December 29, 2019
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