by mr big black dickbutt:D June 1, 2016
Get the massive bonermug. by Slapping Theresa October 26, 2009
Get the Boner Medicinemug. A half chubbed erection, stimulated by the ever tightening jambayala that sometimes occurs while sitting down. Generally happens in a sitting situation with some subtle vibration (driving on a bumpy road) when your pants jumble up and your Weiner comes restricted and thus forms a chubby pushing against your pants.
Also known as a ponybone or a poonboon
Also known as a ponybone or a poonboon
Frig duuude you gotta stop driving so I can deal with this pony boner. Me n the Bros went offroading and I got the biiiiggest pony bone.
by masta & commanda April 29, 2015
Get the pony bonermug. -Man, did you hear that girl Ross likes doesn't have a TV?
-Dude, He's got a such a different boner for her
Ross: did you guys hear about my girlfriend, she's waaaaay more different than normal girls. (cums in pants)
-Dude, He's got a such a different boner for her
Ross: did you guys hear about my girlfriend, she's waaaaay more different than normal girls. (cums in pants)
by boola boola October 10, 2011
Get the Different Bonermug. an erection that occurs to certain male students during chapel services at christian institutions. chapel is perhaps the worst possible time to get an erection, especially when everyone is asked to stand for prayer.
Dude, today in chapel Dr. Brooks was speaking and I got a random chapel boner. I was so embarrassed!
by moose36 December 21, 2008
Get the chapel bonermug. The olympic skier caught so much air, he for sure had a speed boner.
The man ran so fast he released he had a raging speed boner.
The man ran so fast he released he had a raging speed boner.
by speedbonerman1234 January 23, 2009
Get the speed bonermug. by Nrayly December 29, 2019
Get the weeping bonermug.