Alfredo balloon

A used condom

I put all my alfredo balloons under my mattress

by Bankydud September 29, 2020

Balloon iOS

Used to be goated at 2 fingers android, boosted by a old E8 player and the funniest person in the Asian scene by always saying "ToXiC"

Panda: Hey, did you know Balloon iOS sucks dick?
Random:No, I didn't know that.

by DrBal4 January 4, 2022

Hot air ballooning

When you’re eating ass, and the receiver farts hot air in your mouth and puffs your cheeks like a balloon

“Man I was eating her ass real good the other day and she hot air ballooned me, it was weird but I think I liked it, I might be into hot air ballooning”

Him 2: “

by Chris993 April 3, 2023

Portuguese water balloon

The act of urinating into a woman’s vagina during intercourse.

“ I am going to give you a Portuguese water balloon, if you complain one more time!”

by Twistedmed141 October 27, 2023

Fluorescent balloon

A fat policeman (primarily in the UK). Usually traffic.

Look at that fluorescent balloon booking that guy over there. Too many fucking donuts.

by Monkeystrangler August 31, 2013

Balloon bootay

A booty is so fake you can pop it.

Her balloon bootay is cheap she got it from tesco.

by Sassy emoji December 20, 2015

Blood balloon

A dick. A dick is basically all blood.

I’m gonna give Cindy my blood balloon if she keeps wearing that dress

by PseudoNympho666 December 26, 2018