bagelling

what happens when you break a condom and all thats left is a ring of latex around your penis

"We were going so crazy last night I didn't even realize we were bagelling!"

by ljvkhcjgxhfc October 23, 2023

Bagel Delivery

Some random shit-talking faggot on the Internet.

Wow, look at this kid he is almost as bad as Bagel Delivery

by BagelDelivery August 9, 2016

Bagel

When a Jewish person looks for other Jewish people in a public space or guesses who is Jewish.

We're only .05% of the world population, but when I bageled at JFK airport, it was more like 25% Jewish people.

by Phil-osoraptor February 1, 2024

Jersey Bagel

When a guy rubs cream cheese all over his asshole and has a girl eat it off.

Last night I gave her the ol' Jersey Bagel.

by Muls May 30, 2021

Bagel rat

A act of ejaculating with a bagel to act as a pocket pussy and rats to clean up.

I just hit a bagel rat.

by TheoneandonlysirCharlie May 16, 2022

free bagel

1. A loose butthole. You can make implications about toppings yourself.

"I went over to Jennifer's place to get myself a free bagel yesterday."

by DrSpocktopus November 13, 2013

Taint Bagel

Adjective: When you orally consume ass from a person(s) who are infected with the covid 19 virus.

"Dude, she has the rona. Don't be a taint bagel"

by JustJess1987 March 3, 2022