august 15

August 15 it's the day when the loveliest couple was formed

Anna: It's august 15
Emma: so?
Anna: Today I celebrate 3 years of relationship!!

by damian6996 August 14, 2023

August 24th

National spend money on sam day

August 24th I’m a slut wassup.

by menobody328 July 29, 2020

6 august

is the international Henpecked Man's Day. Men who haven't bend to women yet, are u serious?

congratulations on 6 August! You're acting like pussy, henpecked!

by ahahahahahhawhoooo August 6, 2022

August 2

national croc day!!! 🐊 wear your shoes boys and girls. time to get crocy.

you: why is everyone wearing crocs??
friend: it’s august 2!
you: so???
friend: soooo it’s national croc day!!!!
you: ah. makes sense. i should invest.

by benisbeaN August 2, 2023

August 15

National 'get drunk and have sex with your friend' day <3

x: hey wanna drink smth tonight?
y: oh no it's august 15 i know u wanna fuck me dumbass

by bluescreenbl August 14, 2023

August 24th

Kobe day. Legends Never die.

Joe, it’s August 24th. Let’s go shoot some hoops in honor of Kobe

by Brandonimo January 30, 2020

August 18th

National sleepover day from the 18th-19th of August. Official, all parents should allow their kids to have a sleepover.

"Me and ____ want to have a sleepover."
"No"
"But today is August 18th!"
"Oh then ok!"

by nationaldayz.. August 18, 2022