Slack arse

A word used for someone who receives anal a lot.

That girl Wendy over there, I heard the whole football team has put it up her arse. She must be a right slack arse.

by Yeahyea June 8, 2015

tight as a fishes arse

tight as a fishes arse. Somebody who is really tight stingy and with there money.

tight as a fishes arse is When fishes poo there shit is thing and long. lol

by http://www.poks.org June 4, 2007

arse cream sunday

the weekly tradition of filling your girls arse with as much cum as possible, and then having her force it out on to a spoon after which you feed it back to her before kissing her. if you can get a friend to help our you will of course acheive a double arse cream sunday. Sunday mornings are the traditional time to perform this act.

Dave and john gave me a double arse cream sunday before church, it tasted amazing, i can't wait til next sunday.

by dirty angel October 1, 2007

bare arse clamp

The act of clamping your naked arse cheeks on a sleeping friend or strangers nose, in order to fart up their nose hole to achieve maximum devestation.

Last night lord spiffington crept into my chambers bollock naked and bare arse clamped me while i slumbered. he had a wicked case of firehole after the madras we had that evening leaving me looking like a burns victim.

by i shag jaimie March 5, 2010

wrong arse

bad smelling bitch

lorna potter 'KES' is such a wrong arse

by popeslayers mate June 10, 2003

gorge-arse

when you truely think your partner has an amazingly gorgeous arse

love you gorge-arse

by nat & dave August 5, 2008

Arse wax

Bum unguent, ring salve. Expensive, refined petroleum jelly scented with Eucalyptus or juniper. Prevents pant-chaffing & unsightly clag-nuts.

Justin has left an arse-wax smear on his chair.
He doesn't know his arse wax from his cock-rub.
Mummy, Justin won't share his arse wax!

by Bagpuss the nonce March 16, 2003